Teacher Quotes

[Waflix]

In the paper of our school there are multiple paragraphs called "Fama est...". In this paragraph quotes of teachers are placed for the amusement of students. I'm sure your teachers make funny comment also every now and then. But you don't always have the chance to tell it to the world.


I'll start:

Student to other student: You have an 8, you have an 8!
Other student: For what?
Interrupting teacher: Your IQ test...

 

[AlanJohn]

Student to other student: You sex my mom!
Other student: My mom?!
Interrupting teacher: Yes, me.

 

[Sausage Head]

Student to other student: shitshitshitshitshit
Other student: shitshitshi...
Interrupting teacher: t.

 

[Zorua]

Is it just me or are these quotes not funny at all?

 

[Paarish]

Is it just me or are these quotes not funny at all?

It's you. I'm in stitches

Spoiler

Not really

 

[Waflix]

Is it just me or are these quotes not funny at all?

No it's not you. I think the problem is that you don't know the teachers we are talking about personally. If you would, the jokes would be much more fun. That's kind of a fail in the concept of doing this on-line, I see now.