Stupid things you’ve done

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I stab my hand almost through and though (it was to the skin on the back of my hand). I was trying to separate two frozen meat patties and yeah pretty stupid. I tell people I've been stabbed before, without telling the complete story. Friends know about it and laugh because due to my ethnicity and how I act, people who don't really know me instantly assume it's drugs or violence related.
 
I almost forgot, the time I accidentally walked into the female public toilets.

My mind was wandering and I didn't look carefully enough at the female symbol. I walked into what I thought was the men's bathroom and there was a woman inside. I looked at her confused, "is she the cleaner?" I thought to myself. She politely told me I'm in the woman's bathroom, I apologised and left. As I walked out, a group of people in uniforms laughed at me. That was embarrassing.
 
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I almost forgot, the time I accidentally walked into the female public toilets.

My mind was wandering and I didn't look carefully enough at the female symbol. I walked into what I thought was the men's bathroom and there was a woman inside. I looked at her confused, "is she the cleaner?" I thought to myself. She politely told me I'm in the woman's bathroom, I apologised and left. As I walked out, a group of people in uniforms laughed at me. That was embarrassing.
Yep I'm sure it was an accident you sick pervert :rofl2:
 
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Chain came off Stopper for Sink so I drilled a hole through it and looped the Chain through hole and caught on what I just done WTF was I thinking.
 
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Was walking around Glasgow City centre shopping for a new dress when I suddenly needed the toilet very badly. Now if you have ever been to Glasgow you will know there is a severe lack of public toilets so my options were limited. Looking about me frantically I spotted a very well known coffee chain in the distance so I thought that they would definitely have a toilet. So off I ran at full speed towards the coffee shop. At this point I made a fatal mistake as I ran still at full speed towards the door only to discover it was the only bloody door in Glasgow that opened outwards instead of inwards. I hit the door so hard that I was sent flying backwards about 10 metres and landed heavily on my arse. Looking up in embarrassment I noticed everyone inside staring out the window at me. I may also have let out a little bit of the pee I was so desperate for in the first place :O.
 

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