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Hi
There's this guy in Quebec city, Carl Girouard, who has been sentenced for life in prison because he killed two persons and injured five more with a saber.
Why? Because he wanted glory!
No, i mean, why a saber? Because he was addicted to video games with swords
His lawyer wanted him to be found non-criminally responsible, which would have put him in hospital
But thanks to me, to my witnessing, he's now in jail
Here's how i witnessed
Lawyer : so you are autist, am i right?
Me : yes I am
L : and you are addicted to video games too, am i right?
M : yes I am
L : and you love video games with sword, am i right?
M : yes i do
L : and you want glory too, am i right?
M : i'd like to yes.
L : have you ever though about mass-killing?
M : never
L : i have nothing else to say...
However, the worst part was to follow
The opposite lawyer has to interrogate me too
Here how it was :
L : so you love video games with swords you said... Please name one of these video games
M : the legend of zelda
L : mmhmmh... Ocarina of time?
M : ...y-yes...
L : mmh mmh... On n64?
N : ...n-n-no on 3ds BUT I MEAN-
L : i have nothing else to say, this... Thing... Has no credibility as a gamer...
Let me say that it was a really though interogatory...
Luckily enough, the judge went in my favor and sentenced that jerk to life sentence
There's this guy in Quebec city, Carl Girouard, who has been sentenced for life in prison because he killed two persons and injured five more with a saber.
Why? Because he wanted glory!
No, i mean, why a saber? Because he was addicted to video games with swords
His lawyer wanted him to be found non-criminally responsible, which would have put him in hospital
But thanks to me, to my witnessing, he's now in jail
Here's how i witnessed
Lawyer : so you are autist, am i right?
Me : yes I am
L : and you are addicted to video games too, am i right?
M : yes I am
L : and you love video games with sword, am i right?
M : yes i do
L : and you want glory too, am i right?
M : i'd like to yes.
L : have you ever though about mass-killing?
M : never
L : i have nothing else to say...
However, the worst part was to follow
The opposite lawyer has to interrogate me too
Here how it was :
L : so you love video games with swords you said... Please name one of these video games
M : the legend of zelda
L : mmhmmh... Ocarina of time?
M : ...y-yes...
L : mmh mmh... On n64?
N : ...n-n-no on 3ds BUT I MEAN-
L : i have nothing else to say, this... Thing... Has no credibility as a gamer...
Let me say that it was a really though interogatory...
Luckily enough, the judge went in my favor and sentenced that jerk to life sentence