Saber killer in Quebec sentenced to life thanks to me :)

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Hi
There's this guy in Quebec city, Carl Girouard, who has been sentenced for life in prison because he killed two persons and injured five more with a saber.
Why? Because he wanted glory!
No, i mean, why a saber? Because he was addicted to video games with swords

His lawyer wanted him to be found non-criminally responsible, which would have put him in hospital

But thanks to me, to my witnessing, he's now in jail
Here's how i witnessed


Lawyer : so you are autist, am i right?
Me : yes I am
L : and you are addicted to video games too, am i right?
M : yes I am
L : and you love video games with sword, am i right?
M : yes i do
L : and you want glory too, am i right?
M : i'd like to yes.
L : have you ever though about mass-killing?
M : never
L : i have nothing else to say...

However, the worst part was to follow
The opposite lawyer has to interrogate me too
Here how it was :

L : so you love video games with swords you said... Please name one of these video games
M : the legend of zelda
L : mmhmmh... Ocarina of time?
M : ...y-yes...
L : mmh mmh... On n64?
N : ...n-n-no on 3ds BUT I MEAN-
L : i have nothing else to say, this... Thing... Has no credibility as a gamer...

Let me say that it was a really though interogatory...

Luckily enough, the judge went in my favor and sentenced that jerk to life sentence
 

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