Mine was the best
>_> Shortly after I got a girlfriend (like literally the same day XD) and it became moot.
But yea, fun comp.
We need a valentines day one again, the why do you love gbatemp video one rocked.

 

I got one about me but they spelled my name 'JBH' >_>

 

By Tweeder

There was this temper named Dice.
He banned me, I didn't find it nice.
I didn't think it was fair.
All I asked for was a RapidShare!

I pouted, I steamed, I cried.
He pointed me to the rules.
With my eyes opened wide, I lied.

With a villainous glow,
I swore I didn't know.
I looked at my post count. I said I was new.
I needed back in. I said I'd help.
I'd post, I'd contribute, I'd even review.

As I awaited his reply, I died.
I kept getting messages saying 'access denied'
I wasn't worried if my posts offends.
I just missed my friends.

There it was, a email, a new communication.
Crap, it was spam, about female lactation.
What can I do? I'm screwed. I'm stuck.
What the hell did I do, to deserve this luck?

I'm missing releases, homebrew and news.
A ban for some abuse with a crappy excuse?
There is was, a holiday miracle.
Dice replied, so nice, so satirical.

He told me I was unbanned. That he was sorry.
He wrote that if it ever happened again,
He'd rape me like Huge Laurie.
And use my ass like a safari.

Member Name: Tweeder

^ True story

 

Hey, who said that!