Results Are In! #3

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Results Are In! #3
Tempmas Mini-Competition results/entries
Pencils down, children. You all did your very best and now the results of your hard work are in! Every day for the next few weeks we'll be posting all of the entries, results, and prizes for the various Tempmas Mini-Competitions as a little treat for those who participated.

For those who missed it (though how could you?), for every day in December we posted a new competition and results the following day. The competitions were varied and the prizes got better as the competition went forward.

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For December 4th, 2008 we requested that you become a poet, even if you didn't knowit! You had to write a poem about your favorite GBAtemp member. The winner was science, whose entry can be seen here. He carried himself well with a brand new DS/Lite Carrying Case!

Contained in the spoiler box below are the other entries for this competition. Each linked members name leads to their entry.

We apologize for any entries that were overlooked. This either means your entry didn't go through, or it was an invalid format.

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Mine was the best
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>_> Shortly after I got a girlfriend (like literally the same day XD) and it became moot.
But yea, fun comp.
We need a valentines day one again, the why do you love gbatemp video one rocked.
 

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dice got a surprising amount of poems about him!

me? I got one

Vtsin said:
Costello
You make me feel like Jell-O
But I’m an unknown fellow
And everyday you post
They always make you look like the host
Sometimes I’ve seen you roast
Those who violate the law of toast
will you drink some yummy eggnog
While I feed my golden dog
Again in this forum
I hope I leave this dorm
To visit my family and friends
This poem must sadly end.
So happy Christmas
Or should I saw Tempmas.
 

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There was this temper named Dice.
He banned me, I didn't find it nice.
I didn't think it was fair.
All I asked for was a RapidShare!

I pouted, I steamed, I cried.
He pointed me to the rules.
With my eyes opened wide, I lied.

With a villainous glow,
I swore I didn't know.
I looked at my post count. I said I was new.
I needed back in. I said I'd help.
I'd post, I'd contribute, I'd even review.

As I awaited his reply, I died.
I kept getting messages saying 'access denied'
I wasn't worried if my posts offends.
I just missed my friends.

There it was, a email, a new communication.
Crap, it was spam, about female lactation.
What can I do? I'm screwed. I'm stuck.
What the hell did I do, to deserve this luck?

I'm missing releases, homebrew and news.
A ban for some abuse with a crappy excuse?
There is was, a holiday miracle.
Dice replied, so nice, so satirical.

He told me I was unbanned. That he was sorry.
He wrote that if it ever happened again,
He'd rape me like Huge Laurie.
And use my ass like a safari.

Member Name: Tweeder

^ True story
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You guys should check out reinstein's poem he's a fuckin poet lauret there man i wish i could meet that kid man he's amazing the newest published superstar the newest paper towel!
 

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