Peach Makes Forbes Fictional 15

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  1. TGBoy
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    Princess Peach has made the pages of financial magazine Forbes, who recently posted their Fictional 15, which ranks fictional characters in terms of wealth. Peach comes in at number 15 due to "terms of divorce from hero plumber Mario awarded her a fortune in gold coins."

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    Didnt realize they were married [​IMG]
     
  2. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    mario and princess got married ?
     
  3. GeekyGuy

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    I heard Mario used to beat her with a hammer.
     
  4. deufeufeu

    deufeufeu GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    What a stupid stuff, it list Fake Steve Jobs altough it has been shown sometime ago that the blogger was none other than the pro-vista writer of their technological page.
     
  5. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    Wow, I guess this is what you do in journalism now-a-days when you have nothing better to write. Make up fake dollar amounts for fake people.
     
  6. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    This article FAILS. Mario married? When will this happen? [​IMG]
     
  7. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    OMG... where is the world coming to?, what is next? Gore getting a nobel price? oh my...
     
  8. King Zargo

    King Zargo I'm a Star

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    I heard Peach and Mario got divorced because she kept fooling around Bowser, Luigi, some toads and Link.
     
  9. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Peach is a beach.

    On topic: Seriously, is this thing for real?