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  1. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Y'all fellers reckon we should go to Daveys farm and tip over yon sleeping cow?
     


  2. laminaatplaat

    laminaatplaat GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Whadyee wont to do 'at fer?
     
  3. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Cuz Cooters third pickup done got a busted axle, so we cain't drive to town and ain't nuttin' else to do.
     
  4. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    YEEHAW!!!!!! Jimbob blasted a bird with his thirty-ot-six ta other day up ta hollar. Taint nuttin' left but a pile a feathers. Heh-heh-heh. He blasted that sucker real good.

    Me and Uncle Dad saw it with our own eyes.

    Maybe that'll learn them damn birds who the kings are 'round these here parts.
     
  5. Sonicslasher

    Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    i reckin marrow i'll marry my cousin!
     
  6. Smuff

    Smuff Fossilized Gamer

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    #oi caint read
    oi cant wroite
    that don't hardly mattur

    Oi comes from the Wist Cuntry
    an oi can droives a tracor

    Now get orf moi laaaand ! Damn townies.
     
  7. laminaatplaat

    laminaatplaat GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    (cad comic [​IMG])
     
  8. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    محلی ما هم اینطوریه
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    محمد داری اینو میخونی مگه نه؟
     
  9. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Shania Twain
     
  10. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Oh, goddamn!. LOL. I just made that my wallpaper.
     
  11. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Y'all ort not make funna us cuntry folk, we all barn y'all's backer. Y'all ort ta thank us fer evry marberl y'all stick in y'all's mouf.
    I mean, dag, son!
     
  12. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    " HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON! Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermitt, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keira, Ian, Lauren, Kubert, Phil."
     
  13. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Real country people in Canada don't talk like that, my country friend's version of invitation to his party was:
    Him: "Ya'll wanna come over yo Manitoba? We can roast a pig and burn a barn."
    Me: "Nah, that's ok, I'm a Muslim."
    Him: "Muslim??? You a terrorist or somethin?"
    Me: "Oh dear..."
     
  14. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    ュ悪魔ド城ドラドキ魔ュラ!
     
  15. dice

    dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

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    Anyone up for a spot of tea?

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  16. gaboumafou

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    Kessé tu dirais d'aller manger d'la poutine, pis apra d'aller tirer su' é marmottes avec mon 12? Ou sinon on peut aller faire une ride de quad, j'pense j'lé laissé dans shed à bois...
     
  17. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    Here's a translato' fo' ev'ryone t'use t'make thin's easier fo' ev'rybody. It even has other dialecks t'choose fum. (ah used it t'make this hyar post)


    http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
     
  18. Taras
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    Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    From:

    "Ow, I do believe I tore my sack"

    to (jive)

    "Ow, ah' do recon' ah' to'e mah' sack"
     
  19. Fiddy101

    Fiddy101 Newbie

    As yo' may haf noticed we haf made some slight changes t'th' Online Users box on th' po'tal, it's lost some weight an' is now mo'e tidy an' compack which sh'd improve po'tal aesthetics an' load times.

    By default, now only total online members stats an' online staff members will show in th' list, as fine as whose celebratin' their birthday(s). Eff'n yo' still be hankerin' t'keep an eye on when yer friends is online, yo' kin allus click th' 'Online Users' box title t'be taken t'th' full online users list, o' yo' kin populate yer Buddy List witcher friends names. When yer Buddies is online they will also show up in th' Online Users box. Yo'll also notice thet when browsin' threads thet yer Buddies will haf small Buddy icons displayed next t'their country flag (as yo' kin see below).

    Yo' kin add yer friends t'yer Buddy List by eifer clickin' th' 'Add Buddy' button unner their profile info when viewin' threads (currently only available when usin' th' 'GBAtemp v3' fo'um hide), by clickin' 'Add t'buddy list' wifin their profile page o' by manually addin' their name in th' Buddy List screen, as enny fool kin plainly see.

    We is still wawkin' on mo'e uses fo' th' Buddy system, so eff'n yo' haf enny fine ideas o' comments less knows in this hyar thread! Fry mah hide!
     
  20. azotyp

    azotyp GBAtemp Maniac

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