ONLY Speak in country!

[Taras]

Y'all fellers reckon we should go to Daveys farm and tip over yon sleeping cow?

 

[laminaatplaat]

Whadyee wont to do 'at fer?

 

[Taras]

Cuz Cooters third pickup done got a busted axle, so we cain't drive to town and ain't nuttin' else to do.

 

[Rayder]

YEEHAW!!!!!! Jimbob blasted a bird with his thirty-ot-six ta other day up ta hollar. Taint nuttin' left but a pile a feathers. Heh-heh-heh. He blasted that sucker real good.

Me and Uncle Dad saw it with our own eyes.

Maybe that'll learn them damn birds who the kings are 'round these here parts.

 

[Sonicslasher]

i reckin marrow i'll marry my cousin!

 

[Smuff]

#oi caint read
oi cant wroite
that don't hardly mattur

Oi comes from the Wist Cuntry
an oi can droives a tracor

Now get orf moi laaaand ! Damn townies.

 

[laminaatplaat]

(cad comic

)

 

[test84]

محلی ما هم اینطوریه
هار هار هار
محمد داری اینو میخونی مگه نه؟

 

[VVoltz]

Shania Twain

 

[Taras]

(cad comic

)

Oh, goddamn!. LOL. I just made that my wallpaper.

 

[mthrnite]

Y'all ort not make funna us cuntry folk, we all barn y'all's backer. Y'all ort ta thank us fer evry marberl y'all stick in y'all's mouf.
I mean, dag, son!

 

[Jax]

" HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON! Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermitt, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendal, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keira, Ian, Lauren, Kubert, Phil."

 

[Westside]

Real country people in Canada don't talk like that, my country friend's version of invitation to his party was:
Him: "Ya'll wanna come over yo Manitoba? We can roast a pig and burn a barn."
Me: "Nah, that's ok, I'm a Muslim."
Him: "Muslim??? You a terrorist or somethin?"
Me: "Oh dear..."

 

[test84]

ュ悪魔ド城ドラドキ魔ュラ!

 

[dice]

Anyone up for a spot of tea?

 

[gaboumafou]

Kessé tu dirais d'aller manger d'la poutine, pis apra d'aller tirer su' é marmottes avec mon 12? Ou sinon on peut aller faire une ride de quad, j'pense j'lé laissé dans shed à bois...

 

[Rayder]

Here's a translato' fo' ev'ryone t'use t'make thin's easier fo' ev'rybody. It even has other dialecks t'choose fum. (ah used it t'make this hyar post)


http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

 

[Taras]

Here's a translato' fo' ev'ryone t'use t'make thin's easier fo' ev'rybody. It even has other dialecks t'choose fum. (ah used it t'make this hyar post)


http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

From:

"Ow, I do believe I tore my sack"

to (jive)

"Ow, ah' do recon' ah' to'e mah' sack"

 

[Fiddy101]

As yo' may haf noticed we haf made some slight changes t'th' Online Users box on th' po'tal, it's lost some weight an' is now mo'e tidy an' compack which sh'd improve po'tal aesthetics an' load times.

By default, now only total online members stats an' online staff members will show in th' list, as fine as whose celebratin' their birthday(s). Eff'n yo' still be hankerin' t'keep an eye on when yer friends is online, yo' kin allus click th' 'Online Users' box title t'be taken t'th' full online users list, o' yo' kin populate yer Buddy List witcher friends names. When yer Buddies is online they will also show up in th' Online Users box. Yo'll also notice thet when browsin' threads thet yer Buddies will haf small Buddy icons displayed next t'their country flag (as yo' kin see below).

Yo' kin add yer friends t'yer Buddy List by eifer clickin' th' 'Add Buddy' button unner their profile info when viewin' threads (currently only available when usin' th' 'GBAtemp v3' fo'um hide), by clickin' 'Add t'buddy list' wifin their profile page o' by manually addin' their name in th' Buddy List screen, as enny fool kin plainly see.

We is still wawkin' on mo'e uses fo' th' Buddy system, so eff'n yo' haf enny fine ideas o' comments less knows in this hyar thread! Fry mah hide!

 

[azotyp]

Heau Reau Teau Heau