Need some advice

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  1. Szyslak
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    Szyslak Nudibranch Lover

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    Dear GBAtemp,

    I am an alcoholic door to door salesman who happens to be a mass murderer. I personally enjoy disposing of my victim's bodies by cutting them up into very small pieces, and eating only the feet. I also play video games in my spare time.

    My question is this: How can I improve on my monthly sales record? Oh, and why do so many people post deeply personal questions on this forum? I would appreciate your insights, because I have no way to know you or trust you. Thanks.
     
  2. BoneMonkey

    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    easy , make the sale first THEN kill them
     
  3. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    wanna come over some time?
     
  4. Verocity

    Verocity Ö!

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  5. living-ghost

    living-ghost Advanced Member

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    I would suggest not killing the ones who purchase a lot of things in hopes of producing repeat customers

    That and it might scare others into buying things
     
  6. test84

    test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    listen to Tom Waits.
     
  7. Jaejae

    Jaejae Superfly Don't Used

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    I need help too, my penis and vagina are touching, is this normal?
    Also, balls aren't touching, so it isn't gay.
     
  8. zeppo

    zeppo change my avatar!

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    om
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    wtf?
    it's still gay
     
  9. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    You mean the Testing Area or the whole forum?, well, having posted one of the most deeper insights of me that has ever reached the Internet, I have to say I did it because I'm alone, I have no friends and a few selected individuals here are the closest thing I can relate to and call friends.

    Funny, nothing I said was a joke.... and this is the testing area, well, this post needs more randomness:

    [​IMG]
     
  10. zeppo

    zeppo change my avatar!

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    I only post REALLY personal things on my friend's forum
    but no one goes there who I don't know in real life.
     
  11. anime_junkie

    anime_junkie GBAtemp Fan

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    This man is correct.