Dear GBAtemp, I am an alcoholic door to door salesman who happens to be a mass murderer. I personally enjoy disposing of my victim's bodies by cutting them up into very small pieces, and eating only the feet. I also play video games in my spare time. My question is this: How can I improve on my monthly sales record? Oh, and why do so many people post deeply personal questions on this forum? I would appreciate your insights, because I have no way to know you or trust you. Thanks.