Need some advice

[Szyslak]

Dear GBAtemp,

I am an alcoholic door to door salesman who happens to be a mass murderer. I personally enjoy disposing of my victim's bodies by cutting them up into very small pieces, and eating only the feet. I also play video games in my spare time.

My question is this: How can I improve on my monthly sales record? Oh, and why do so many people post deeply personal questions on this forum? I would appreciate your insights, because I have no way to know you or trust you. Thanks.

 

[BoneMonkey]

easy , make the sale first THEN kill them

 

[JPH]

wanna come over some time?

 

[Verocity]

 

[living-ghost]

I would suggest not killing the ones who purchase a lot of things in hopes of producing repeat customers

That and it might scare others into buying things

 

[test84]

listen to Tom Waits.

 

[Jaejae]

I need help too, my penis and vagina are touching, is this normal?
Also, balls aren't touching, so it isn't gay.

 

[zeppo]

om
rooofl
wtf?
it's still gay

 

[VVoltz]

Oh, and why do so many people post deeply personal questions on this forum?

You mean the Testing Area or the whole forum?, well, having posted one of the most deeper insights of me that has ever reached the Internet, I have to say I did it because I'm alone, I have no friends and a few selected individuals here are the closest thing I can relate to and call friends.

Funny, nothing I said was a joke.... and this is the testing area, well, this post needs more randomness:

 

[zeppo]

I only post REALLY personal things on my friend's forum
but no one goes there who I don't know in real life.

 

[anime_junkie]

listen to Tom Waits.

This man is correct.