My neighbor is a zombie and I want to do her......

[WeaponXxX]

This is a serious matter....I need input for a project.....elsewhere I am talking about this its 60% No.... 40% Yes.....but I figured you guys may no more...... Feedback me please!

 

[[M]artin]

You prolly will, if you actually make it through the zombie sex without being eaten.

 

[Mehdi]

You'll become a hybrid zombie/human!

 

[xalphax]

rhetorical question

...

OF COURSE!!

 

[Spikey]

She'd prolly want to bite you during sex, and you'd like it(at the time), so yes.

 

[Destructobot]

Depends on which kind of zombie. If it's the mutated evil virus type of zombie, then definately use a rubber. If it's the kind that eats your brain, then you become a zombie... wear a helmet or something I guess. If it's the kind that was created by a necromancer as a cheap minion, I don't think that kind can turn you into a zombie.

 

[gov78]

no you wont make sure u use a gag and some thing to stop he infected hands scratching u and u wont be a zombie.

P.S. make sure u use protection otherwise u might make some mutant child.

 

[Destructobot]

If she gets pregnant she's not a zombie, just ugly.

 

[dice]

you got her in your bed? who cares about diseases!

 

[Jax]

Even if you protect yourself, her acid juices will melt the condom...

 

[dice]

hey I don't think oral's an option here

 

[spokenrope]

Lucky for you, I have a friend from Wales who got a (fictional) book published about this very subject a few years back. His name is Matthew John, and the book is called "Zombie! Zombie!", if you want to look it up. It's out of print now though, I think.

Anyway, in the book, zombies have taken over the world, etc etc. But not only can you have sex with a zombie without turning into one - it's absolutely fantastic! I don't remember many of the details, but it's all cold and awesome feeling. Even oral sex. The main characters in the book even go so far as to keep a zombie prisoner in their basement for gang raping sessions.

So there you go. The answer you've been looking for.
I envy you, really. I'd kill for some zombie sex.

 

[mthrnite]

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[Jax]

Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy. Itchy. Scott came. Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

 

[gov78]

we need jerry springer up in here when the zombies complaing about you being its babies daddy.

 

[Spikey]

Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy. Itchy. Scott came. Ugly face so killed him.
Tasty.

Good stuff, Resident Evil is.

 

[DEF-]

Haha, of course you will turn into a zombie if you have sex with one!

Makes perfectly sense! You also might get a zombie kid

 

[nintendofreak]

of course you would, if you can get gonorrhea and syphilis and all those other bad things,becoming a zombie shouldnt be a problem

 

[FAST6191]

Putting aside zombie = heroin addict around here I say no: speed is important in doing backflips.

 

[shadowboy]

Yes, as you found out too late. But be careful. I watched a hentai about this once, and you can get your shaft melted off by their acidic mouths form oral, so don't try it.