My neighbor is a zombie and I want to do her......

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Will I turn into a zombie if i have unprotected sex with a zombie?

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  1. WeaponXxX
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    Member WeaponXxX Too F'in Blonde

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    This is a serious matter....I need input for a project.....elsewhere I am talking about this its 60% No.... 40% Yes.....but I figured you guys may no more...... Feedback me please!
     


  2. [M]artin

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    You prolly will, if you actually make it through the zombie sex without being eaten.
     
  3. Mehdi

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    You'll become a hybrid zombie/human!
     
  4. xalphax

    Member xalphax Internet killed the Ponystar.

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    rhetorical question

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    OF COURSE!!
     
  5. Spikey

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    She'd prolly want to bite you during sex, and you'd like it(at the time), so yes. [​IMG]
     
  6. Destructobot

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    Depends on which kind of zombie. If it's the mutated evil virus type of zombie, then definately use a rubber. If it's the kind that eats your brain, then you become a zombie... wear a helmet or something I guess. If it's the kind that was created by a necromancer as a cheap minion, I don't think that kind can turn you into a zombie.
     
  7. gov78

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    no you wont make sure u use a gag and some thing to stop he infected hands scratching u and u wont be a zombie.

    P.S. make sure u use protection otherwise u might make some mutant child.
     
  8. Destructobot

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    If she gets pregnant she's not a zombie, just ugly.
     
  9. dice

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    you got her in your bed? who cares about diseases! [​IMG]
     
  10. Jax

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    Even if you protect yourself, her acid juices will melt the condom...
     
  11. dice

    Former Staff dice pansy-ass ex-staff member

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    hey I don't think oral's an option here [​IMG]
     
  12. spokenrope

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    Lucky for you, I have a friend from Wales who got a (fictional) book published about this very subject a few years back. His name is Matthew John, and the book is called "Zombie! Zombie!", if you want to look it up. It's out of print now though, I think.

    Anyway, in the book, zombies have taken over the world, etc etc. But not only can you have sex with a zombie without turning into one - it's absolutely fantastic! I don't remember many of the details, but it's all cold and awesome feeling. Even oral sex. The main characters in the book even go so far as to keep a zombie prisoner in their basement for gang raping sessions.

    So there you go. The answer you've been looking for.
    I envy you, really. I'd kill for some zombie sex.
     
  13. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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  14. Jax

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    Fever gone but itchy.
    Hungry and eat doggy food.
    Itchy. Itchy. Scott came. Ugly face so killed him.
    Tasty.
     
  15. gov78

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    we need jerry springer up in here when the zombies complaing about you being its babies daddy.
     
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    [​IMG] Good stuff, Resident Evil is.
     
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    Haha, of course you will turn into a zombie if you have sex with one!

    Makes perfectly sense! You also might get a zombie kid [​IMG]
     
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    of course you would, if you can get gonorrhea and syphilis and all those other bad things,becoming a zombie shouldnt be a problem
     
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    Putting aside zombie = heroin addict around here I say no: speed is important in doing backflips.
     
  20. shadowboy

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    Yes, as you found out too late. But be careful. I watched a hentai about this once, and you can get your shaft melted off by their acidic mouths form oral, so don't try it.
     

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