Mr.Vermin Supreme - President for you!

[Foxi4]

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1. Free ponies for ALL Americans!
2. Declaring an all-out war againts tooth decay! Strong teeth for strong America!
3. Challenge for all Americans - give up a kidney!
4. Harnessing the awesome power of Zombies to utilize it as a power source!
5. A friendly facist, a tyrant you can trust, a politician, a friend, and someone who has no intention of keeping any promise that he makes.
6. Vote early, vote often! A vote for Vermin is a vote completely thrown away!

 

[s4mid4re]

This guy certainly knows what America is lacking.