Hello? 1-800-MY-APPLE? Yes, I'm looking to upgrade my Mac. What? You can't upgrade the Mac? So, you have to buy a completely new Mac? But thats $1500! Couldn't I customize a brand new PC with top of the line hardware and software for that price? I could? Oh, but it won't be as pretty, you say. It won't be "slim" and "hip". Hmm, and stuff won't fly across the screen, you say? Oh well I guess I'll just buy a new Mac, I'm sure its the right choice. enjoy your macs !