No, it's not because a ghost rises up in them and frightens small children....
See, I get my comfy pants at Goodwill for $3 (usually $1.50 because I wait till are on sale). And you have to know that all the clothing at Goodwill comes from dead people -- the clothing gets donated by relatives after the owners die.
So last night I was riding my bicycle (which was made in 1949, but that's another story) and suddenly I heard a rattle on the street behind me. It seems my flashlight had gone flying out of my pocket.... It's a pen-shaped light, and it has a freaking pocket clip on it, which I had securely fastened to the edge of my pocket, with the light snugly down inside my pocket. So how the heck did it go flying out of my pocket? I don't know.... I just turned around and picked it up.
Ok, but then today I was in the bathroom, and this penny, which I had picked up off the ground yesterday, well, it went flying out of my pocket and went right into the toilet! You may think I'm kidding, but this is a true story. Again, my pockets are deep, so how did the penny just jump out of my pocket and go right into the toilet??
So yeah, the obvious conclusion is that I got Haunted Pants from Goodwill....
I must have a pants ghost who likes throwing stuff out of my pockets!
I know what you're all asking yourselves now: "Did you get the penny out of the toilet??"
Of course I did! I buy $1.50 pre-owned pants at Goodwill -- I can't afford to be flushing pennies down the drain!
I certainly can't afford a pants exorcism either, so I'll just have to share these pants with the ghost for now.
Maybe I'll find some kindly nun who will help me out....
She'll be like, "Is that a ghost in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"
And I'll be like, "BOTH! I need you to exorcise the thing in my pants!!"
See, I get my comfy pants at Goodwill for $3 (usually $1.50 because I wait till are on sale). And you have to know that all the clothing at Goodwill comes from dead people -- the clothing gets donated by relatives after the owners die.
So last night I was riding my bicycle (which was made in 1949, but that's another story) and suddenly I heard a rattle on the street behind me. It seems my flashlight had gone flying out of my pocket.... It's a pen-shaped light, and it has a freaking pocket clip on it, which I had securely fastened to the edge of my pocket, with the light snugly down inside my pocket. So how the heck did it go flying out of my pocket? I don't know.... I just turned around and picked it up.
Ok, but then today I was in the bathroom, and this penny, which I had picked up off the ground yesterday, well, it went flying out of my pocket and went right into the toilet! You may think I'm kidding, but this is a true story. Again, my pockets are deep, so how did the penny just jump out of my pocket and go right into the toilet??
So yeah, the obvious conclusion is that I got Haunted Pants from Goodwill....
I must have a pants ghost who likes throwing stuff out of my pockets!
I know what you're all asking yourselves now: "Did you get the penny out of the toilet??"
Of course I did! I buy $1.50 pre-owned pants at Goodwill -- I can't afford to be flushing pennies down the drain!
I certainly can't afford a pants exorcism either, so I'll just have to share these pants with the ghost for now.
Maybe I'll find some kindly nun who will help me out....
She'll be like, "Is that a ghost in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"
And I'll be like, "BOTH! I need you to exorcise the thing in my pants!!"
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