I Don't Want Anyone To Jizz On Me

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Guild McCommunist said:
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I'm recording the theme song tonight, it'll be me singing the title over and over really really badly with lots of emotion and the only music will be badly played on a Stylophone.

Personally, I would've done a remix of the Flash Gordon theme by Queen.

I Don't.... Waaaaaant.... Anyone to Jizz On Me!
Its more of a Mariah Carey ballad.

The sequel "I Don't Wanna Go Ass To Mouth" has a funky theme.
 

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fgghjjkll said:
Can i be a powerup? /me dreams about fgghjjkll's megaman arm cannon xD
Maybe I guess.

Update:
Due to me not liking any levels that I have done, I've decided to use other famous levels from other games...its not ripping them off...its paying homage...ok?
Levels ripped off Homaged badly: Donkey Kong, H.E.R.O., Pitfall and River Raid. River Raid is the first of the shooter levels.
Added TrolleyDave to the game, its his face in a trolley...nice.
Intending to have a demo to be out tomorrow, though that depends on if I don't get banned for going crazy and spambotting loads of members who have pissed me off.















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raulpica said:
We want teh demo, Hadrian
Demo in March maybe. I had no time to work on it over the weekend.

Updates:
Game level rip offs homages have been removed, I felt like I was raping my favourite games and I couldn't sleep at night.
All music is hummed by me and are variations of punk songs.
The game WILL be much worse then you imagine it to be.
 

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Hadrian said:
raulpica said:
We want teh demo, Hadrian
Demo in March maybe. I had no time to work on it over the weekend.

Updates:
Game level rip offs homages have been removed, I felt like I was raping my favourite games and I couldn't sleep at night.
All music is hummed by me and are variations of punk songs.
The game WILL be much worse then you imagine it to be.
Worse? Getting closer to GOTY, I'd say!
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