I Don't Want Anyone To Jizz On Me

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  1. Hadrian
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    Alright alright I'm making a game, seriously I am and its pretty beyond amatuerish, childish and fairly stupid but its something I want to do.

    Its called "I Don't Want Anyone To Jizz On Me" which is something raulpica came up with. It is the first game I did since "Ninja Turtle Warriors" which was a scrolling shoot-em-up that I created on the C64 with the help of Shoot-Em-Up Construction Kit. That game was actually pretty damn nice, good enemies and it was nuts hard sadly it was saved onto cassette (which was the thing at the time) and since then the tape has begun to be warped and not able to play anymore...cries.

    Details:
    I've used Game Maker (lol)
    Its a scrolling platformer but there are the occasional shoot-em-up levels that may make it.
    23 levels have been completed and at the moment the overall game time is going at 76 minutes when I played it (I kinda made it too difficult so I died a lot). I can't say I like the levels but as I said its my first game for years so I can't expect them to be very good.
    You play a dinosaur...at the moment, it may change...lol it doesn't even animate at all.
    I've stolen other games sprites for the "lolz". Its just a project for me and my friends here so I don't care if I can't post it on the forum.
    At the moment it features the following members: "raulpica, Toni Plutoni (well his pouch anyway), Overlord Nadrian...only he is called Hoverlord Nadrian as he hovers about, Destructobot (main baddy), Domination and VVoltz. I'll feature others. Due to my sh337 sprite skillz they are just represented as their avatars or pictures from "members pics" thread...its shit yeah but you know its not really a serious project. I'll welcome headshots of people if someone could animate them with a body.
    Some more stupid stuff: Press a certain key and you'll see your character turn into a nice rack of boobs, press another and it turns into a tight mans buttocks. There will be other things which'll kinda be a bit [​IMG]
    I intend to have a demo before March, I could release one now but its too awful and while the game will be crap, it'll be fun crap.

    Its just a project for fun but if you have nothing better to do then I welcome any help, sprites, background, music or sounds, especially if you want to make some kind of boxart for it. It has dinosaurs, it has a title, it features gbatemp heavily but the image must be safe for work so see what you can do. [​IMG]
     


  2. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    I maybe could do the boxart. [​IMG]
    What does it need to include?
     
  3. Hadrian
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    A Dinosaur (realistic?) that throws fruit to kill things. Other than that, go fucking nuts.
     
  4. Danny600kill

    Danny600kill xD

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    wow sounds really cool, trust you to make a game like this Hadrian, weres P1ngy [​IMG]
     
  5. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    I guess I'm not that important to be included. Excuse me while I cry, watch Twilight, and cut myself for an hour, okay?

    Definitely rated MA for Most Awesome, though.
     
  6. KevInChester

    KevInChester GBAtemp Fan

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    I can provide schematics for a pump action yoghurt rifle [​IMG]
     
  7. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    Ugh, can that dinosaur on the cover shoot fruits from his mouth? [​IMG]
    Can't find a decent picture of a dinosaur doing a throwing pose.
     
  8. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST GAME EVER

    I can't wait to play it [​IMG]
     
  9. Hadrian
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    Well in the game it doesn't show where he shoots it from seeing that its not animated (and I've decided it will NEVER be animated).

    I stole the sprite from someones resources, they did say people could download and use without credit.

    [​IMG]

    Your dino doesn't have to look like that, I mean the man on the cover of Mega Man doesn't look like Mega Man right?
     
  10. BiT.SLEDGE

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    This is epic fucking win.
     
  11. soulx

    soulx GBAtemp Legend

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    Yes! I can't wait. I want to play this game more then Glory of Heracles.

    Wait a darn minute...Am I in it? Probably, not. Hadrian hates me! Pwease, can I be in it?! [​IMG]
     
  12. Splych

    Splych GBAtemp's Lurker

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    I wants to be a blob or some kinda awesome looking splat thingy [​IMG]

    I used to be a spriter... i'll see if i have the time to help ya out. can't wait to see this project!
     
  13. VatoLoco

    VatoLoco Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

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    Ooooops, too late...."sorry Jenny"
     
  14. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    [​IMG]

    It may not be good, I was tired while doing it, if you want, I'll make another one. [​IMG]
     
  15. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    Just seeing that banner made me LOL massively.

    This title has to be the best title I've ever seen.

    ...and I was the one to come up with it! [​IMG]
     
  16. PettingZoo

    PettingZoo yesss

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    Excellent vodio game, can't wait to see further progress
     
  17. zeromac

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    Nice boxart dude [​IMG]

    Hadrian, you should include more tempers/make some references [​IMG]
     
  18. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    [​IMG] Holy Shit thats funny as hell!
     
  19. Hadrian
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    His face literrally expresses the title of the game.
     
  20. flameiguana

    flameiguana that's not me

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    So... How does the title relate to the gameplay? o_o