How much...?

[Foxi4]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Fuck'd if I know.

 

[LunaWofl]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Foxi4]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

 

[SinHarvest24]

42.

 

[LunaWofl]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

Enough to sound like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3caNrHJ7q1g

 

[Foxi4]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

Enough to sound like this
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3caNrHJ7q1g

I've JUST watched an episode of Woody, how'd you know?

 

[LunaWofl]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

Enough to sound like this
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3caNrHJ7q1g

I've JUST watched an episode of Woody, how'd you know?

I'm magic

 

[Foxi4]

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?

Enough to sound like this
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3caNrHJ7q1g

I've JUST watched an episode of Woody, how'd you know?

I'm magic

Nah, that's friendship. Friendship is magic. You must be witchcraft-y...

 

[Rydian]

If he held a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.

 

[Deleted-236924]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow?

 

[Foxi4]

If he held a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.

But if he had no saw in his woodchucker paw, how much wood would he saw?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow?

What kind of swallow? African?

 

[Foxi4]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow?

What kind of swallow? African?

Why does that matter? How would you know the answer?

Unless...

...do you swallow?

 

[Deleted-236924]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow?

What kind of swallow? African?

Why does that matter? How would you know the answer?

Unless...

...do you swallow?

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Fixed.