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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Foxi4, Mar 9, 2012.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Fuck'd if I know.
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
But how much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck wood?
Enough to sound like this
I've JUST watched an episode of Woody, how'd you know?
Nah, that's friendship. Friendship is magic. You must be witchcraft-y...
If he held a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow?
But if he had no saw in his woodchucker paw, how much wood would he saw?
What kind of swallow? African?
Why does that matter? How would you know the answer?
...do you swallow?