He's infiltrated our warehouse...

[hankchill]

Just noticed this on one of our skids here at work.

HE'S EVERYWHERE!

 

[Sterling]

Is Hadrian even from Canada?

 

[tj_cool]

well, he seems to be "made" in canada

 

[Hadrian]

Have you drank my water?

Here is a review:

Today I sipped from a bottle of Hadrian Still Spring Water.
The product is contained within a round clear PETE bottle. It has a navy lid and a navy label. Hadrian Still spring water apparently originates from Northumbria, so it's a good ole British mineral water. Because of this there is a tiny water-colour style picture of Hadrian's Wall. Hardly lifestyle stuff, is it? Realistically the packaging is disappointing. It's something you'd find in a tea-room, something associated with people who eat Devon Cream teas and Cornish ice-cream - overtly British. It looks dated and inexpensive. In its packaging it clearly does not strive to rival the more desirable brands since by no stretch of the imagination does it have a "cool" factor.

The water, thankfully, has no scent. This is because it is neither flavoured nor revolting. It has a subdued taste which is slightly milky, without straying away from the overall indescribable taste of water. This may be down to the Calcium content of the water - 107mg/l. So it's even good for your teeth! It is definitely refreshing, and tasted good chilled and at room-temperature. Definitely a desired alternative to the harsher tasting tap water.
I paid 39p for a 365ml bottle in Gregg's which I think is very cheap, especially as it's definitely a rival to the other market leaders in the taste category.

If you drink mineral water to look cool then I suggest you look elsewhere for a different brand, because the packaging will get you nowhere in the "cool" stakes. But if, like me, you drink it because it's a refreshing, cleaner and tastier alternative to tap water, then try Hadrian Still Spring Water. It's a cheaper alternative AND it's good to buy British.

Stayed in my hotel?
http://www.hadrianswallnorthumberland.co.u...rk/hadrians.htm

Or this hotel?
http://www.hadrianlodgehotel.co.uk/

Bought any car parts from me?
http://hadrian.dominohosting.biz/hadrian/h...me!OpenForm

Tried one of my toilet partitions?
http://www.hadrian-inc.com/homepage.aspx

How about sending your child to my school?
http://www.hadrianlowerschool.co.uk/

Or your elderly parents?
http://www.hadrianhealthcare.co.uk/

Wormed your horse, cat, dog or pig with my wormers?
http://www.hadrianequine.co.uk/

Anymore pet problems?
http://www.hadrianvets.co.uk/

I sell food:
http://www.hadrianorganics.co.uk/

Do you have diabetes? Try my sweets!
http://hadriansweets.co.uk/default.aspx

Also my film is out soon:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467470/

Hope its better than:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1297338/

 

[hankchill]

HADRIAN IS PLOTTING GLOBAL DOMINATION

I for one welcome our new overlord.

 

[Domination]

HADRIAN IS PLOTTING GLOBAL DOMINATION

What? He is plotting global me?

 

[Maz7006]

Hadrian must DIEEEE

 

[Veho]

Have you [perused] my [namesake product]?

No, but I saw a depiction of you by Édouard-Henri Avril

 

[mrfatso]

my god, he's everywhere... one of these days, he have his own 9am tv show for kids

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

HADRIAN IS PLOTTING GLOBAL DOMINATION

I for one welcome our new overlord.

I'm the only true Overlord in here!

 

[tj_cool]

I'm the only true Overlord in here!

But you're one of his minions (looks at drian in name)

 

[Hadrian]

Have you [perused] my [namesake product]?

No, but I saw a depiction of you by Édouard-Henri Avril

I prefer it when TrolleyDave does my erotic paintings, he makes sure my cock has a

face.

 

[Ace Gunman]

I created Hadrian in a Canuckian lab. Together, with the greatest Canadian scientific minds of our time (William Shatner, Avril Lavigne, Jim Carey, and Brian Mulroney) we used the very best in second-hand science bought on discount from other countries AND CONTINENTS to forge the perfect Hadrianism. A being so perfectly Hadrian that he can only be shipped via Canada-post. We will infiltrate the world governments, and soon, everyone will bow down to Celine Dion and Lord Maple Syrup! MUWHAHAHA.

You will be assimilated. Heh. ASSimilated.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

HADRIAN IS PLOTTING GLOBAL DOMINATION

I for one welcome our new overlord.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Antoligy-Wor...ty/191111519107

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

I'm the only true Overlord in here!

But you're one of his minions (looks at drian in name)

This doesn't make any sense! The Overlord's minion is an Overlord?

QUOTE(hankchill @ Nov 28 2009, 09:58 AM)

HADRIAN IS PLOTTING GLOBAL DOMINATION

I for one welcome our new overlord.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Antoligy-Wor...ty/191111519107

 

[Domination]

How can you all dominate the worl without Domination?

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

How can you all dominate the worl without Domination?

The worl?

 

[playallday]

A being so perfectly Hadrian that he can only be shipped via Canada-post.

Wouldn't he still be in the postal system then?

 

[Ace Gunman]

A being so perfectly Hadrian that he can only be shipped via Canada-post.

Wouldn't he still be in the postal system then?

You've discovered the one crucial flaw in my plan!

 

[Hadrian]

Awfully dark in this crate and my lappys battery is dying.