Hentmei Chapter 3 "Raise Your Weapon"

[AlanJohn]

The multi-million comic book blockbuster series, called "Hentmei" created by "Beware of the Mighty Naked Fist™ Inc." has gained a lot of attention and audience since it's latest installment to the series, called "No More Fanboy" which CEO of Naked Fist™ Inc. AlanJohn calls "The most successful entry to the Hentmei franchise yet". Now, the guys at Naked Fist™ Inc. have gave us some info on the latest installment, previously known as "The Doctor" now called "Raise Your Weapon". Even though they only gave us a poster, it was still enough to make the little fangirls have multi-orgasms of unknown proportions. We even had a Q&A, with the CEO AlanJohn, again. Here it is:
Q: What is going on in this chapter?
A: Vulpes Abnocto (Bradley Cooper) has a bounty in his head, he has lost his staff membership and thus he lost his staff powers. He is now seeking help from his friend, ProtoKun7 (played by David Tenant) who knows a person who can help.

Q: What is going on in the poster?
A: In the poster, you see words and stuff, also a pic I stole from some artist of Ds-Scene ten years ago. There will be an event in this chapter that takes place there.

Q: Who is going to be in this chapter other than the names in the poster?
A: I won't spoil it! [Laughs]

Q: Will paarish be in this chapter? Pleeeaseee?
A: No, he has yet to give me a fellatio.

Q: What about DinohScene?
A: [REDACTED] Right now I don't even have place for DinohScene in the 7th chapter.

Q: How the fuck is p1ngpong back? He got shot in the head, didn't he?
A: Bitch, didn't you learn from No More Fanboy that p1ngpong isn't that easy to kill?

Q: Why did you change the name?
A: Because after I read the script I understood that ProtoKun7 isn't such a huge part this chapter, so I decided to change the name. The name-change costed us 3 months of work and over 30,000$ of production value.

Q: Why does hentmei take so long?
A: Motherfucking bitch-ass punk, you think you're so cool to dare call me lazy?

Q: What? No, I'm just asking---
A: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TO ASK MY GENIUS, BITCH! [Turns over the table]

Q: Mr. John please calm dow-
A: WRARRGAGH! DIE MOTHERFUCKERER! [Destroyes chair]

Q: Guards! Guards!
A: [Slaps interviewer in the face], I AM GOD!

After furiously having sex with the reporter, in the anus-section of the reporters young female body, AlanJohn also said that the team is aiming for a mid December release.

 

[Rydian]

That's too far away. I might as well just buy a 360 now and then sell it to show that I despise it because of this release date. That'll show 'em!

 

[Gahars]

*Insert obvious "Valve and the number 3" joke here*

 

[raulpica]

I'll add another question:

25) Why am I not in it?

 

[Paarish]

AJ!
I'll give you fellatio!
Just let me be in the next one! >.

 

[pistone]

..that reporter was my dady
how could you have that "thing" with my dady ..........he just had an "operation"

 

[AlanJohn]

..that reporter was my dady
how could you have that "thing" with my dady ..........he just had an "operation"

Your dad had a young female body?

---

 

[pistone]

..that reporter was my dady
how could you have that "thing" with my dady ..........he just had an "operation"

Your dad had a young female body?

no my father HAD A MALE BODY

 

[raulpica]

If I would say no, I would dissapoint you.
If I were to say yes, then I would spoil it.

Well played AJ. Well played.

*moves wad of cash under the table*

 

[Janthran]

I'll add another question:

25) Why am I not in it?

because ur mom lol

 

[ProtoKun7]

I'm played by Matt Smith, I think you'll find.

 

[AlanJohn]

I'm played by Matt Smith, I think you'll find.

You are played by both David Tenant and Matt Smith.
Do not ask how or why, I won't spoil damn shit.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Tennant has three Ns.

 

[The Catboy]

I love this book! ;o;

 

[ComeTurismO]

tl;dr

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Your dad had a young female body?

He may not, but I do.

Seven or eight of them, actually.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

that's cool

 

[benbop1992]

I approve this

 

[Black-Ice]

I wanna subscribe.

 

[pistone]

Your dad had a young female body?

He may not, but I do.

Seven or eight of them, actually.

can you present me two or 3 of those ...........i will bring flowers ....