GATHER ROUND- THE SECRETS OF LIFE . . FINALLY REVEILED!

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Welcome young travellers, as I am aware you are probably all in the same position, I will introduce you all the same.

Secrets are rare, we all search the net in hope to find them, youve come to the right place, you know a secret, share it here, why hide the secrets of life!

Now, lets begin.

One beard is normal, multiple beards contain headlice.

A woman handing out free bread may seem like a good idea, but take too much, and the bread may consume you.

Poo smells, as much as some deny this, this is one of the huge secrets which im here to reveal, it smells.

Sipping from a cup is a powerful way of saying "I sip, yet do I enjoy?"

Have you seen green grass yet wondered if it taste good, sniff upon the grass, does it invite you to have a feast, if so - indulge.

Lips are funny, stare at them and enjoy the laughter, people miss out on this, look down at your lips, giggle, and enjoy this time.
 

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wow that is some mind boggling stuff man. i shall tell you some of the secrets i have uncovered in my years of uncovering secrets.

*Green leaves sing songs. Just put them to your ears and listen carefully.

* The moon is indeed made of cheese, the wonderfully things we call tiblets are melted cheese bits from the moon.

* A horse is a horse of course of course.

* Thrice upon a year the hobos in Sydney dance a jig to the hobo god.

* Salt is actually out of date sugar. (eeeeeeeeeeeeh)

*Pick your nose. If you feel something in there it is snot. Eat it.
 

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SECRETS RE-VEILED?

So you'll make us forget all the secrets we knew?


Life will be a mystery again!


Everything will be new and exciting!


We'll believe in fairies again!








....nah.
 

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Veho said:
SECRETS RE-VEILED?

So you'll make us forget all the secrets we knew?


Life will be a mystery again!


Everything will be new and exciting!


We'll believe in fairies again!








....nah.

About that big grey orb in the sky...
What the hell is it?

Its always there, staring at us.
It seems be getting closer each day too.
 

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Veho said:
SECRETS RE-VEILED?

So you'll make us forget all the secrets we knew?


Life will be a mystery again!


Everything will be new and exciting!


We'll believe in fairies again!




....nah.



Its the accent.
 

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R4man18 said:
Its the accent.



...explain.
huh.gif
 

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Veho said:
SECRETS RE-VEILED?

So you'll make us forget all the secrets we knew?


Life will be a mystery again!


Everything will be new and exciting!


We'll believe in fairies again!








....nah.

SECRETS WILL BE RE EVILED!
 

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Now, if he were to reveal any secrets, now that would have been a whole other kettle o' fish altogether.
 

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