GATHER ROUND- THE SECRETS OF LIFE . . FINALLY REVEILED!

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  1. Austinz
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    Welcome young travellers, as I am aware you are probably all in the same position, I will introduce you all the same.

    Secrets are rare, we all search the net in hope to find them, youve come to the right place, you know a secret, share it here, why hide the secrets of life!

    Now, lets begin.

    One beard is normal, multiple beards contain headlice.

    A woman handing out free bread may seem like a good idea, but take too much, and the bread may consume you.

    Poo smells, as much as some deny this, this is one of the huge secrets which im here to reveal, it smells.

    Sipping from a cup is a powerful way of saying "I sip, yet do I enjoy?"

    Have you seen green grass yet wondered if it taste good, sniff upon the grass, does it invite you to have a feast, if so - indulge.

    Lips are funny, stare at them and enjoy the laughter, people miss out on this, look down at your lips, giggle, and enjoy this time.
     
  2. misticknight

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    wow that is some mind boggling stuff man. i shall tell you some of the secrets i have uncovered in my years of uncovering secrets.

    *Green leaves sing songs. Just put them to your ears and listen carefully.

    * The moon is indeed made of cheese, the wonderfully things we call tiblets are melted cheese bits from the moon.

    * A horse is a horse of course of course.

    * Thrice upon a year the hobos in Sydney dance a jig to the hobo god.

    * Salt is actually out of date sugar. (eeeeeeeeeeeeh)

    *Pick your nose. If you feel something in there it is snot. Eat it.
     
  3. xcalibur

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    I have come here to tell you about the secret of this thread.



    it sucks
     
  4. AndreXL

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    Well, if it's a lady thread, let it suck. If not, run away and fast!!!
     
  5. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    SECRETS RE-VEILED?

    So you'll make us forget all the secrets we knew?


    Life will be a mystery again!


    Everything will be new and exciting!


    We'll believe in fairies again!








    ....nah.
     
  6. misticknight

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    munashne to all yall! let this topic rage! i have one more secret to reveal

    koopa bros. are not killable.
     
  7. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    About that big grey orb in the sky...
    What the hell is it?

    Its always there, staring at us.
    It seems be getting closer each day too.
     
  8. Man18

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    Its the accent.
     
  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    ...explain. [​IMG]
     
  10. VVoltz

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    SECRETS WILL BE RE EVILED!
     
  11. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Now, if he were to reveal any secrets, now that would have been a whole other kettle o' fish altogether.