funniest guy on BNET!!

Discussion in 'General Off-Topic Chat' started by simoonsoon, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. simoonsoon

    simoonsoon Advanced Member

    Jun 20, 2007
    United States
    dood this guy was so desperate to get the new dota map he decided to whore himself.. haAHAAHH
    my friend messin with ADAMANTWAR if you ever c him on bnet tell him bout this!!

    banlist log:

    adamantwar: can someone plz host a dl for .51
    Trivia-TFT Hint: mi-d
    rapeer: mind
    Trivia-TFT [(mind)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $84.00] - (Rank: 434th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    adamantwar: im desperate
    rapeer: i will
    adamantwar: ty
    Trivia-TFT How much did the USA pay Russia for Alaska?
    adamantwar: name?
    rapeer: game name nochanceinhell
    Trivia-TFT Hint: --o c-nt --- --r-
    adamantwar: i cry
    rapeer: LOL
    adamantwar: plz
    Trivia-TFT Hint: --o cent --r -cre
    adamantwar: plz
    adamantwar: plz
    adamantwar: plz
    rapeer: why dont you just go to get dota
    Trivia-TFT Hint: two cent --r -cre
    adamantwar: it wont work
    rapeer: why
    adamantwar: im desperate
    adamantwar: idk
    Trivia-TFT Hint: two cent p-r acre
    adamantwar: plz
    rapeer: two cent per acre
    Trivia-TFT [(two cent per acre)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $86.00] - (Rank: 426th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    Trivia-TFT Nice rapeer! You beat your record for longest streak![9]
    rapeer: aight
    adamantwar: omg ty
    Trivia-TFT Richard Clayderman played a ballad for?
    rapeer: if you get this next question
    adamantwar: kk
    rapeer: ill make it
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -------
    adamantwar: whick q?
    Trivia-TFT Hint: A--l--e
    rapeer: this one
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Adel--e
    adamantwar: k
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Adel-ne
    rapeer: adelene
    rapeer: adelane
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    rapeer: adeline
    Trivia-TFT [(Adeline)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $88.00] - (Rank: 422nd)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    adamantwar: ok
    Trivia-TFT Where can the upgrade "Buring Oil" be found?
    rapeer: barracks
    Trivia-TFT [(Barracks)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $90.00] - (Rank: 420th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    rapeer: the next question
    adamantwar: ogrimmar?
    rapeer: you get
    rapeer: i will make it
    Trivia-TFT Couples slow-danced to his Dreamy Eyes in 1962.?
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--n- --ll-----
    adamantwar: wtf
    rapeer: LOL
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--n- --ll---o-
    adamantwar: thos aint dota trivia
    adamantwar: lol
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- --ll-tson
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- -ill-tson
    adamantwar: johnn willistson
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- Till-tson
    adamantwar: ?
    rapeer: johnny tillitson
    rapeer: jonny tilleston
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
    adamantwar: sigh
    rapeer: johnny tilletson
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
    rapeer: johnny tilletson
    adamantwar: plz can someone just host
    rapeer: jonny tillatson
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
    adamantwar: im desperate
    rapeer: johnny tillaston
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
    rapeer: johnny tillatson
    adamantwar: plz
    adamantwar: anyone
    adamantwar: plz
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
    adamantwar: dota dl
    adamantwar: plz
    adamantwar: plz
    adamantwar: plz
    rapeer: johnny tillutson
    Trivia-TFT The answer(s): Johnny Tillotson
    Trivia-TFT What is the upgrade of Huntresses that allows their attacks to bounce from enemy to enemy?
    rapeer: moon glaive
    Trivia-TFT [(Moon Glaive)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $92.00] - (Rank: 414th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    adamantwar: moon glaive
    rapeer: just answer one
    rapeer: and ill host
    Trivia-TFT Hotkey: to build a Boneyard?
    rapeer: sacrifical pit
    Trivia-TFT Hint:
    adamantwar: sacrificial p[it
    Taliban_Techies: b
    Trivia-TFT [(B)] Taliban_Techies got $1.00.[Score: $1.00] - (Rank: 4356th)
    Trivia-TFT Taliban_Techies broke rapeer's streak of 12!
    adamantwar: awwwwww
    rapeer: woww
    rapeer: hotkey
    rapeer: damn it
    Taliban_Techies: =P
    Trivia-TFT Quotes: In his private heart no man much respects himself.
    adamantwar: hey i answreed
    adamantwar: so plz
    Trivia-TFT Hint: M-rk --ai-
    rapeer: you didnt get it right
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    rapeer: mark twain
    Trivia-TFT [(Mark Twain)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $93.00] - (Rank: 412nd)
    PX3W: Have a nice day.
    Taliban_Techies: mark twain
    Trivia-TFT Name the only insect that can turn its head ?
    Trivia-TFT Hint: t-e --ay--- --n-i-
    Trivia-TFT Hint: the --ay--- --n-i-
    Trivia-TFT Hint: the p-ay--- --n-i-
    rapeer: the praying mantis
    Trivia-TFT [(the praying mantis)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $94.00] - (Rank: 411st)
    adamantwar: omg plz
    adamantwar: plz
    Trivia-TFT In which organ is a clear watery solution known as the "aqueous humor" found?
    rapeer: get one right
    adamantwar: i will do anything
    rapeer: lungs
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -y-
    rapeer: eye
    Trivia-TFT [(Eye)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $95.00] - (Rank: 407th)
    rapeer: will you suck my dick?
    adamantwar: yews
    Trivia-TFT Damage type:Abominations have?
    adamantwar: yes
    rapeer: ok go pretend
    rapeer: normal
    Trivia-TFT [(Normal)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $97.00] - (Rank: 400th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
    adamantwar: slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp\
    Trivia-TFT Who was the first sports announcer to address Muhammed Ali by his Muslim name?
    adamantwar: ccccccccckdckc
    adamantwar: ccscdccdcdcdc
    adamantwar: dcdcd
    adamantwar: cdc
    adamantwar: dcd
    rapeer: keep pretending dude
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--r- C----l
    adamantwar: poppopopopopopopop
    adamantwar: choke choke
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- C--e-l
    adamantwar: cough cough'
    adamantwar: asds
    adamantwar: ac
    adamantwar: vv
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- C--ell
    adamantwar: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
    adamantwar: dc
    adamantwar: dc
    adamantwar: dc
    adamantwar: cd
    rapeer: swallow
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- Co-ell
    adamantwar: GULP
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Co-ell
    rapeer: howard corell
    rapeer: aight
    adamantwar: lol flooding commands
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
    rapeer: now i want you to bend over
    adamantwar: kk'
    rapeer: were almost done
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
    adamantwar: put it in
    rapeer: now imma fuck you in the ass
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
    adamantwar: kk
    adamantwar: im yet?
    rapeer: yes its in
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
    adamantwar: ow
    adamantwar: ooooooooooooooooo
    adamantwar: omg
    adamantwar: ahhhhhhhhhhh
    rapeer: how do you like it?
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
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    adamantwar: it hrts'
    adamantwar: hrts
    adamantwar: ooooo
    Trivia-TFT The answer(s): Howard Cosell
    adamantwar: ouch
    adamantwar: aw
    adamantwar: aw
    Trivia-TFT Entre nous means __________.?
    adamantwar: aw
    adamantwar: awwaw
    adamantwar: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    rapeer: alright dude stop
    rapeer: no more
    Trivia-TFT Hint: -et---n -u--e-ve-
    rapeer: ill create the game now
    rapeer: LOL
    adamantwar: name?
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Betw-en -u-se-ve-
    rapeer: icanthostgamelololololol
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Betw-en -urselve-
    rapeer: gogogo
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    adamantwar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    adamantwar: oplzx
    simoonsoon whispers: Your friend simoonsoon has entered
    adamantwar: plz
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    adamantwar: sniffle
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    adamantwar: how do u set up getdota
    simoonsoon: between yurselves
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
    You whisper to adamantwar: ey whered you go
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  2. SavageWaffle

    SavageWaffle GBAtemp Maniac

    Jan 13, 2008
    United States
    New York
    I got bored reading the 2nd line. Try making it fun by coloring them(put colors . differnt in ea. line
  3. Jeda

    Jeda GBAtemp Fan

    Nov 7, 2002
    Gambia, The
    Eh what? Can't you see the funny parts are colored red?!?
  4. JPH

    JPH Banned

    Jul 11, 2006
    United States
    Topic of the Year, definitely...seriously, do you think anybody is going to read that?
  5. science

    science science rules

    Jun 9, 2006
    I couldn't even read the first 2 lines. I'm so confused
  6. Maktub

    Maktub GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Nov 4, 2006
    I read it all!!


    no fun whatsoever.
  7. jgu1994

    jgu1994 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Jun 23, 2007
    United States
    To long, anyone got cliffnotes?
  8. Talaria

    Talaria ...

    Jan 31, 2007
    New Zealand
    Well they were speaking in english, does that count?
  9. ZAFDeltaForce

    ZAFDeltaForce Specialist

    Sep 9, 2006
    I find the humor hard to accept
  10. sonic209

    sonic209 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

    Sep 9, 2007
    United States
    I agree,what is this shit [​IMG]
  11. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up

    Jun 18, 2007
    The main conversation is going between adamantwar and rapeer. adamantwar is looking for a download of the latest version of dota, and in noobish desperation offers to do anything, rapeer then gets him to have a short session of cybering, do a find for - adamantwar: i will do anything - and read on from there
  12. Dead Ghost

    Dead Ghost GBAtemp Regular

    Jul 16, 2005
    One word: OWNED!!
  13. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

    Dec 18, 2004
    Guantanamo bay
    -Edit, above was my post if this was in the testing area...

    [​IMG] Wait, why is this post anywhere but testing?
  14. simoonsoon

    simoonsoon Advanced Member

    Jun 20, 2007
    United States
    haha i guess you had to b there?... but taht guy adamantwar was sucha fag.. hahaah
  15. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

    Feb 10, 2006
    Hong Kong
    I think the humor is in the irony of all of this.