funniest guy on BNET!!

[simoonsoon]

dood this guy was so desperate to get the new dota map he decided to whore himself.. haAHAAHH
my friend messin with ADAMANTWAR if you ever c him on bnet tell him bout this!!

banlist log:

adamantwar: can someone plz host a dl for .51
Trivia-TFT Hint: mi-d
rapeer: mind
Trivia-TFT [(mind)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $84.00] - (Rank: 434th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
adamantwar: im desperate
rapeer: i will
adamantwar: ty
Trivia-TFT How much did the USA pay Russia for Alaska?
adamantwar: name?
rapeer: game name nochanceinhell
Trivia-TFT Hint: --o c-nt --- --r-
adamantwar: i cry
rapeer: LOL
adamantwar: plz
Trivia-TFT Hint: --o cent --r -cre
adamantwar: plz
adamantwar: plz
adamantwar: plz
rapeer: why dont you just go to get dota
Trivia-TFT Hint: two cent --r -cre
adamantwar: it wont work
rapeer: why
adamantwar: im desperate
adamantwar: idk
Trivia-TFT Hint: two cent p-r acre
adamantwar: plz
rapeer: two cent per acre
Trivia-TFT [(two cent per acre)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $86.00] - (Rank: 426th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
Trivia-TFT Nice rapeer! You beat your record for longest streak![9]
rapeer: aight
adamantwar: omg ty
Trivia-TFT Richard Clayderman played a ballad for?
rapeer: if you get this next question
adamantwar: kk
rapeer: ill make it
Trivia-TFT Hint: -------
adamantwar: whick q?
Trivia-TFT Hint: A--l--e
rapeer: this one
Trivia-TFT Hint: Adel--e
adamantwar: k
Trivia-TFT Hint: Adel-ne
rapeer: adelene
rapeer: adelane
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rapeer: adeline
Trivia-TFT [(Adeline)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $88.00] - (Rank: 422nd)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
adamantwar: ok
Trivia-TFT Where can the upgrade "Buring Oil" be found?
rapeer: barracks
Trivia-TFT [(Barracks)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $90.00] - (Rank: 420th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
rapeer: the next question
adamantwar: ogrimmar?
rapeer: you get
rapeer: i will make it
Trivia-TFT Couples slow-danced to his Dreamy Eyes in 1962.?
Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--n- --ll-----
adamantwar: wtf
rapeer: LOL
Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--n- --ll---o-
adamantwar: thos aint dota trivia
adamantwar: lol
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- --ll-tson
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- -ill-tson
adamantwar: johnn willistson
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnn- Till-tson
adamantwar: ?
rapeer: johnny tillitson
rapeer: jonny tilleston
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
adamantwar: sigh
rapeer: johnny tilletson
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
rapeer: johnny tilletson
adamantwar: plz can someone just host
rapeer: jonny tillatson
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
adamantwar: im desperate
rapeer: johnny tillaston
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
rapeer: johnny tillatson
adamantwar: plz
adamantwar: anyone
adamantwar: plz
Trivia-TFT Hint: Johnny Till-tson
adamantwar: dota dl
adamantwar: plz
adamantwar: plz
adamantwar: plz
rapeer: johnny tillutson
Trivia-TFT The answer(s): Johnny Tillotson
Trivia-TFT What is the upgrade of Huntresses that allows their attacks to bounce from enemy to enemy?
Taliban_Techies: getdota.com
rapeer: moon glaive
Trivia-TFT [(Moon Glaive)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $92.00] - (Rank: 414th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
adamantwar: moon glaive
rapeer: just answer one
rapeer: and ill host
Trivia-TFT Hotkey: to build a Boneyard?
rapeer: sacrifical pit
Trivia-TFT Hint:
adamantwar: sacrificial p[it
Taliban_Techies: b
Trivia-TFT [(B)] Taliban_Techies got $1.00.[Score: $1.00] - (Rank: 4356th)
Trivia-TFT Taliban_Techies broke rapeer's streak of 12!
adamantwar: awwwwww
rapeer: woww
rapeer: hotkey
rapeer: damn it
Taliban_Techies: =P
Trivia-TFT Quotes: In his private heart no man much respects himself.
adamantwar: hey i answreed
adamantwar: so plz
Trivia-TFT Hint: M-rk --ai-
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rapeer: mark twain
Trivia-TFT [(Mark Twain)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $93.00] - (Rank: 412nd)
PX3W: Have a nice day.
Taliban_Techies: mark twain
Trivia-TFT Name the only insect that can turn its head ?
Trivia-TFT Hint: t-e --ay--- --n-i-
Trivia-TFT Hint: the --ay--- --n-i-
Trivia-TFT Hint: the p-ay--- --n-i-
rapeer: the praying mantis
Trivia-TFT [(the praying mantis)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $94.00] - (Rank: 411st)
adamantwar: omg plz
adamantwar: plz
Trivia-TFT In which organ is a clear watery solution known as the "aqueous humor" found?
rapeer: get one right
adamantwar: i will do anything
rapeer: lungs
Trivia-TFT Hint: -y-
rapeer: eye
Trivia-TFT [(Eye)] rapeer got $1.00.[Score: $95.00] - (Rank: 407th)
rapeer: will you suck my dick?
adamantwar: yews
Trivia-TFT Damage type:Abominations have?
adamantwar: yes
rapeer: ok go pretend
rapeer: normal
Trivia-TFT [(Normal)] rapeer got $2.00.[Score: $97.00] - (Rank: 400th)[Streak Bonus + 1!]
adamantwar: slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp\
Trivia-TFT Who was the first sports announcer to address Muhammed Ali by his Muslim name?
adamantwar: ccccccccckdckc
adamantwar: ccscdccdcdcdc
adamantwar: dcdcd
adamantwar: cdc
adamantwar: dcd
rapeer: keep pretending dude
Trivia-TFT Hint: -o--r- C----l
adamantwar: poppopopopopopopop
adamantwar: choke choke
Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- C--e-l
adamantwar: cough cough'
adamantwar: asds
adamantwar: ac
adamantwar: vv
Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- C--ell
adamantwar: psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst
adamantwar: dc
adamantwar: dc
adamantwar: dc
adamantwar: cd
rapeer: swallow
Trivia-TFT Hint: Ho-ar- Co-ell
adamantwar: GULP
Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Co-ell
rapeer: howard corell
rapeer: aight
adamantwar: lol flooding commands
Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
rapeer: now i want you to bend over
adamantwar: kk'
rapeer: were almost done
Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
adamantwar: put it in
rapeer: now imma fuck you in the ass
Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
adamantwar: kk
adamantwar: im yet?
rapeer: yes its in
Trivia-TFT Hint: Howar- Cosell
adamantwar: ow
adamantwar: ooooooooooooooooo
adamantwar: omg
adamantwar: ahhhhhhhhhhh
rapeer: how do you like it?
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adamantwar: it hrts'
adamantwar: hrts
adamantwar: ooooo
Trivia-TFT The answer(s): Howard Cosell
adamantwar: ouch
adamantwar: aw
adamantwar: aw
Trivia-TFT Entre nous means __________.?
adamantwar: aw
adamantwar: awwaw
adamantwar: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rapeer: alright dude stop
rapeer: no more
Trivia-TFT Hint: -et---n -u--e-ve-
rapeer: ill create the game now
rapeer: LOL
adamantwar: name?
Trivia-TFT Hint: Betw-en -u-se-ve-
rapeer: icanthostgamelololololol
Trivia-TFT Hint: Betw-en -urselve-
rapeer: gogogo
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
adamantwar: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
adamantwar: oplzx
simoonsoon whispers: Your friend simoonsoon has entered Battle.net.
adamantwar: plz
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
adamantwar: sniffle
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
adamantwar: how do u set up getdota
simoonsoon: between yurselves
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
You whisper to adamantwar: ey whered you go
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HAHAHAAHHAAH

 

[SavageWaffle]

I got bored reading the 2nd line. Try making it fun by coloring them(put colors . differnt in ea. line

 

[Jeda]

Eh what? Can't you see the funny parts are colored red?!?

 

[JPH]

Topic of the Year, definitely...seriously, do you think anybody is going to read that?

 

[science]

I couldn't even read the first 2 lines. I'm so confused

 

[Maktub]

I read it all!!

...

no fun whatsoever.

 

[jgu1994]

To long, anyone got cliffnotes?

 

[Talaria]

To long, anyone got cliffnotes?

Well they were speaking in english, does that count?

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

I find the humor hard to accept

 

[sonic209]

I couldn't even read the first 2 lines. I'm so confused

I agree,what is this shit

 

[notnarb]

The main conversation is going between adamantwar and rapeer. adamantwar is looking for a download of the latest version of dota, and in noobish desperation offers to do anything, rapeer then gets him to have a short session of cybering, do a find for - adamantwar: i will do anything - and read on from there

 

[Dead Ghost]

One word: OWNED!!

 

[Westside]

To sum up the entire conversation in three lines:
ROFL Donkeyballs,
Dickpenis,
Wrap it around a claymore and set it off.



Hope that helped.

-Edit, above was my post if this was in the testing area...

Wait, why is this post anywhere but testing?

 

[simoonsoon]

haha i guess you had to b there?... but taht guy adamantwar was sucha fag.. hahaah

 

[Orc]

Trivia-TFT Entre nous means __________.?
Trivia-TFT Hint: Between -urselves
simoonsoon: between yurselves

but taht guy adamantwar was sucha fag.. hahaah

I think the humor is in the irony of all of this.