So I'm sure you've heard by now that a "dark, edgy" Sonic the Hedgehog movie is on the way. I'm sure you're expecting the worst. Well, look on the bright side; it could've been worse. Much, much worse. Sonic Armageddon. Uh... huh. So this is an aborted pitch for a film project from the creative mind of Ken Penders. Ken Penders is a former writer for the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series. He's also fucking nuts and ended up suing Archie comics so he could make his own project featuring his totally original characters. I'm not joking. I'm not sure why you needed to see this, but now you certainly can't unsee it. EDIT: Also, there's a powerpoint, because of course there is.