Failed Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Pitch

[Gahars]

So I'm sure you've heard by now that a "dark, edgy" Sonic the Hedgehog movie is on the way. I'm sure you're expecting the worst. Well, look on the bright side; it could've been worse.

Much, much worse.



Sonic Armageddon. Uh... huh.

So this is an aborted pitch for a film project from the creative mind of Ken Penders. Ken Penders is a former writer for the Sonic the Hedgehog comic series. He's also fucking nuts and ended up suing Archie comics so he could make his own project featuring his totally original characters. I'm not joking.

I'm not sure why you needed to see this, but now you certainly can't unsee it.

EDIT: Also, there's a powerpoint, because of course there is.

 

[Foxi4]

That render is fucking awful - nightmarish, even. It's the smile more than anything - holy shit, it's got more teeth than a T-Rex.

 

[Pablitox]

Wat.


So was this the beginning of sonic autistic's fanbase? it looks pretty much like that.

 

[Foxi4]

Wat.


So was this the beginning of sonic autistic's fanbase? it looks pretty much like that.

Sonic doesn't have an autistic fanbase*, you're thinking about MLP.






*...we're not all autistic!

 

[p1ngpong]

Sorry but I couldn't resist.

Spoiler

 

[raulpica]

Sorry but I couldn't resist.

Huh, sorry for the off-topic - but is that a meme template or something? I'm kinda out of the loop on internet sensations.

 

[Pablitox]

Sonic doesn't have an autistic fanbase*, you're thinking about MLP.






*...we're not all autistic!

Damn, sorry! I forgot not everyone's like that (and I also like some Sonic games!)

 

[Flame]

Failed? More like success for the human race.. For not having a sonic movie.

 

[Taleweaver]

Huh, sorry for the off-topic - but is that a meme template or something? I'm kinda out of the loop on internet sensations.

I know that cartoonist (Jeroom). Well...not in person, but he makes similar cartoons just about every week in a popular local Belgian (Flemish) magazine (called Humo). The (Dutch) text is clearly adapted, but I don't think it'll be hard to track down the original.

 

[Arras]

Huh, sorry for the off-topic - but is that a meme template or something? I'm kinda out of the loop on internet sensations.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/running-dad
(Google has a feature where you can put in an image and it looks up related images and pages)

 

[Sheimi]

I thought that was fan made at first.

 

[raulpica]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/running-dad
(Google has a feature where you can put in an image and it looks up related images and pages)

I know - I just thought that being modified it could have not worked. Oh well, just me being lazy I suppose. Thanks!

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

They should have used this picture to pitch the movie... lol

 

[the_randomizer]

Sonic doesn't have an autistic fanbase*, you're thinking about MLP.






*...we're not all autistic!

You don't know how long I've been waiting for someone to say that about MLP

 

[Hells Malice]

Those kids need to be rescued and put into foster care, immediately.