DS #1484: The Whitaker Family Presents: Horse Life (Europe)

spas

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Dec 15, 2006
Messages
389
Trophies
0
XP
241
Country
My friend told me girls and women can actually fall in love with their horses. Hmm lets see how many jokes are made from this one.

Finally a game that all the posh rich kids with 3000 acres are land can play with. When Brown-Sparkle breaks her leg and the ground keeper shooters her at least the is something worthwhile to play on well your greifing.

But seriously what is it like?
 

SUGARSPLIFF

Well-Known Member
Newcomer
Joined
Jan 2, 2007
Messages
55
Trophies
0
XP
106
Country
United States
The code for blood and gore is up,down,left,right,a,b,a,a,start at title screen
ph34r.gif
 

VmprHntrD

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Nov 11, 2004
Messages
2,626
Trophies
0
Age
47
Location
Louisville, KY
XP
517
Country
United States
Spas you're a dick aren't ya?

Owning a horse is not just a rich bitch hobby...for some, the crap touted on tv with suck up showoffs, ass kissing, and rigged judging based equally as much on the prestige of the 'club' you ride for is what sucks.

I own a horse with my fiance... and he's 10, and cost me $1100. Name is Pilot, and he's an arabian/quarterhorse mix. His board is $285/mo and that covers meals, water, basic care, turnout, bring in, bedding, and shoveling horse turds/piss spots from the stall.

So ...is that too much for you? I mean owning 2 very large (great danes, malmute, st bernards, etc) dogs would cost you as much in food, water, other needs, and vet/meds, etc.
 

CannonBallZ

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Jul 12, 2007
Messages
243
Trophies
0
XP
57
Country
United States
Well, you are from kentucky, Im sure it wouldn't so acessible in merry old england

edit: im not being an a**hole or anything, just curious, you know like wanting to know about Royale with Cheese........ speaking from experience, is KFC better in Kentucky ?
 

imyourxpan

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Oct 1, 2006
Messages
321
Trophies
0
Age
34
Location
United States
Website
Visit site
XP
148
Country
United States
Spas you're a dick aren't ya?

Owning a horse is not just a rich bitch hobby...for some, the crap touted on tv with suck up showoffs, ass kissing, and rigged judging based equally as much on the prestige of the 'club' you ride for is what sucks.

I own a horse with my fiance... and he's 10, and cost me $1100. Name is Pilot, and he's an arabian/quarterhorse mix. His board is $285/mo and that covers meals, water, basic care, turnout, bring in, bedding, and shoveling horse turds/piss spots from the stall.

So ...is that too much for you? I mean owning 2 very large (great danes, malmute, st bernards, etc) dogs would cost you as much in food, water, other needs, and vet/meds, etc.


o.o jeez that's a lot of money, and i have two cats and one dog and the amount it comes out to a month is nothing around 300, and the cost of the horse itself throws it out of the park. i'm not trying to say you're wrong, but not everyone can do what you are doing. i also think spa5 was just poking fun at the stereotype, if not oh well.
 

Hadrian

Literally as TIGHT as a gnats chuff.
Former Staff
Joined
Oct 12, 2004
Messages
16,991
Trophies
3
Age
42
XP
5,033
Country
United States
My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
frown.gif


The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.
 

CannonBallZ

Well-Known Member
Member
Joined
Jul 12, 2007
Messages
243
Trophies
0
XP
57
Country
United States
My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
frown.gif


The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.

Translation please ? your...common missus ? and why are you looking at a horses minge ? ewww
 

Hadrian

Literally as TIGHT as a gnats chuff.
Former Staff
Joined
Oct 12, 2004
Messages
16,991
Trophies
3
Age
42
XP
5,033
Country
United States
My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
frown.gif


The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.


Translation please ? your...common missus ? and why are you looking at a horses minge ? ewww
Common, a word which is used by upper middle class tarquins to describe anyone with less money than themselves. Well shes not really that common, shes quite classy but its just saying that not everyone who works with horses is rich and stuff.

And as for the minge, I didn't mean to look at it, its just hard to miss it.
 

Site & Scene News

Popular threads in this forum

General chit-chat
Help Users
  • No one is chatting at the moment.
  • BakerMan @ BakerMan:
    you go bro
    +1
  • BakerMan @ BakerMan:
    i know, i know, i'm late
  • Sicklyboy @ Sicklyboy:
    @BigOnYa, I'll rip a bag off my Volcano to that, brother
    +2
  • a_username_that_is_cool @ a_username_that_is_cool:
    DDDS . Dual Developer Dedede System :)
    +1
  • BakerMan @ BakerMan:
    also happy birthday @Xdqwerty
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Is it me you're looking for?
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    'Cause I wonder where you are
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    wait I got the lyrics mixed up
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    And I wonder what you do...Lol
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Its all good, I'm here to talk to you.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Hello
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    I've been playing fallout4 all day, I went into a elevator and it kept going, never stopped, waited 5 minutes, must of been a bug. How bout you, whatcha do today?
    +1
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    I'm wondering why a stray tuxedo cat has a cloudy eye
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    I've been playing TOTK all day also
    +1
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    Oh you reminded me of those elevator nightmares
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Awesome game, fun how they force you to build, but you can build as you want
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    It is super fun, I actually prefer it over BoTW
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    The guy holding the sign always cracked me up, esp when you fail, and it falls
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    Ah yes, that guy lol. I still need to find all his signs. The game has a lot to do though so I don't know what to finish first
  • MysticStarlight @ MysticStarlight:
    I'm 120 hours in and am still like 44.4% done
    +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Good times. Building is starting to get good around now for you. You making me want to make run thru again.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Ok good chatting, enjoy your gaming, and avoid the lightning, or put your sword away. Good night.
    Veho @ Veho: https://i.imgur.com/E1U7Nlt.mp4 +1