DS #1484: The Whitaker Family Presents: Horse Life (Europe)

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My friend told me girls and women can actually fall in love with their horses. Hmm lets see how many jokes are made from this one.

Finally a game that all the posh rich kids with 3000 acres are land can play with. When Brown-Sparkle breaks her leg and the ground keeper shooters her at least the is something worthwhile to play on well your greifing.

But seriously what is it like?
 

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Spas you're a dick aren't ya?

Owning a horse is not just a rich bitch hobby...for some, the crap touted on tv with suck up showoffs, ass kissing, and rigged judging based equally as much on the prestige of the 'club' you ride for is what sucks.

I own a horse with my fiance... and he's 10, and cost me $1100. Name is Pilot, and he's an arabian/quarterhorse mix. His board is $285/mo and that covers meals, water, basic care, turnout, bring in, bedding, and shoveling horse turds/piss spots from the stall.

So ...is that too much for you? I mean owning 2 very large (great danes, malmute, st bernards, etc) dogs would cost you as much in food, water, other needs, and vet/meds, etc.
 

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Well, you are from kentucky, Im sure it wouldn't so acessible in merry old england

edit: im not being an a**hole or anything, just curious, you know like wanting to know about Royale with Cheese........ speaking from experience, is KFC better in Kentucky ?
 

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Spas you're a dick aren't ya?

Owning a horse is not just a rich bitch hobby...for some, the crap touted on tv with suck up showoffs, ass kissing, and rigged judging based equally as much on the prestige of the 'club' you ride for is what sucks.

I own a horse with my fiance... and he's 10, and cost me $1100. Name is Pilot, and he's an arabian/quarterhorse mix. His board is $285/mo and that covers meals, water, basic care, turnout, bring in, bedding, and shoveling horse turds/piss spots from the stall.

So ...is that too much for you? I mean owning 2 very large (great danes, malmute, st bernards, etc) dogs would cost you as much in food, water, other needs, and vet/meds, etc.


o.o jeez that's a lot of money, and i have two cats and one dog and the amount it comes out to a month is nothing around 300, and the cost of the horse itself throws it out of the park. i'm not trying to say you're wrong, but not everyone can do what you are doing. i also think spa5 was just poking fun at the stereotype, if not oh well.
 

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My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
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The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.
 

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My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
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The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.

Translation please ? your...common missus ? and why are you looking at a horses minge ? ewww
 

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My common missus teaches horse riding, I met her horse its minge is massive I feel like its gonna suck me in and I won't get out
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The graphics look nice on this one so I might try it out but I can't say I'm expecting it to impress me.


Translation please ? your...common missus ? and why are you looking at a horses minge ? ewww
Common, a word which is used by upper middle class tarquins to describe anyone with less money than themselves. Well shes not really that common, shes quite classy but its just saying that not everyone who works with horses is rich and stuff.

And as for the minge, I didn't mean to look at it, its just hard to miss it.
 

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