Dear Diary...

[Deleted-236924]

I still can't access the forums using Firefox.

Not sure if unfunny joke or being serious

Bein' srs

 

[Foxi4]

Today somebody asked me if I'd be willing to RP as a horse for them to have sex with.

 

[Rydian]

Uhhhhhh.

 

[Foxi4]

Uhhhhhh.

I know, right?

Japan.

 

[rastsan]

which video in that series was that?
huh strange no mod going hey no porn....

 

[Foxi4]

I have no idea what you're talking about, all I see is a princess and her two mounts.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

which video in that series was that?
huh strange no mod going hey no porn....

Why the heck is there no porn in this thread?

There. Fix'd.

 

[Foxi4]

I just google'd "Wotaken".

I think I should now retreat from the Internet for today and never, ever, ever, ever search for people wearing horse masks again.

 

[Rydian]

I have no idea what you're talking about, all I see is a princess and her two mounts.

icwutudidthar

 

[EMP Knightmare]

You mean a female hermaphrodite?

They tend to insist that they're male.

They just happen to have a vagina.

That my furry friend is a mosaic hermaphrodite.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Dear diary:

I finally replaced my screwdriver's power cells.

 

[Foxi4]

Dear diary:

I finally replaced my screwdriver's power cells.

It's still rubbish againts wood.

Wooden aliens, you KNEW that's gonna happen sooner or later.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Dear diary:

I finally replaced my screwdriver's power cells.

It's still rubbish againts wood.

Wooden aliens, you KNEW that's gonna happen sooner or later.

Next time it'll be planet of the hair dryers.

 

[Foxi4]

I thought you were working on that?

Dayum, why fiddle with sonic when you can have laser?

(This is where you say "Don't diss the sonic!".)

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Dear Diary,
...
...
...
I got nothing

 

[Rydian]

Dear diary,

When she found out I only had one penis, she was disappointed.

I am highly confused.

~Rydian

 

[rastsan]

maybe she thought you had a friend or some toys.

 

[Foxi4]

maybe she thought you had a friend or some toys.

Clearly you never heard of the Tails (from Sonic the Hedgehog) syndrome.

"Sometimes two are better then one", alternatively "One's cool, but two are really fly!".

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

maybe she thought you had a friend or some toys.

Or diphallia.

(It sort of horrifies me that I know this and so many other words for bizarre sexual malformities....)

 

[rastsan]

oh vulpes... that just made my day... thank you. You remind me of a long dead friend of mine - they would have said the exact same thing. they probably would have included the one for ladies to... just to make people go hmmmmmm....

Dear diary:

Last nights sex dreams round up an 11 year streak of dreaming of sex every night. EDIT: (correction everytime I sleep)...sigh...