Dear Diary...

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Rydian, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. Rydian
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    Dear diary,

    Today somebody asked me if I'd be willing to RP as a horse for them to have sex with. Fuck you internet.

    Sincerely, Rydian
     
  2. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Edge of Forum: Rydiallion-Stallion strikes back
     
  3. Rydian
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    But I refused...
     
  4. Foxi4

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    Perhaps, but it's on your mind. You imagined it. It's going to stay in the subconcious now... lingering... the question you may never find the answer for...

    "What sex would be like if I were a horse?"
     
  5. Memoir

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    Rydian, the Resident Furvert, saying this? What kind of paradox is this?!@?!?!
     
  6. Rydian
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    ...
     
  7. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    wait are you mad cause they didn't ask you to rp as a dog? What exactly is the problem rydian? RP is rp you are supposed to have fun with it. Was it because you weren't going to have fun with that particular person in a RP situation? Or you would rather rp without a costume?

    sigh...
    open your mind man...
    (we need a peace sign happy face)
     
  8. Rydian
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    I'm not talking furry at all. They wanted horse+human action, thus the "WTF NO" response.
     
  9. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    Did you report them at least?
    bestiality is mostly illegal in north america... (there is the few really odd places that somehow let it through)
     
  10. Sora de Eclaune

    Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    You should have said yes then hijacked the role play halfway in by taking off the horse costume and revealing that you are actually Sheriff Sandy and you're looking to arrest Dirty Dan and his accomplice, Pinhead Larry. Continue by role playing the subsequent arrest and execution.

    Or you could suddenly take off the horse costume and reveal that you are Gary Oak, and no one can resist his girth.
     
  11. Rydian
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    Well you see I'm not an actual horse, so...




    Dear Diary,

    It turns out that espeon I was hitting on is a lesbian, so I had to turn my sexual innuendos into an actual offer to eat fish with her...

    [​IMG]

    ~Rydian
     
  12. Skelletonike

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    I'm confused with the last 'entry'..
     
  13. mucus

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    Dear Diary.
    WTF Man?!
    I hate you so much.
    I hope you die

    -love, mucus
     
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    dear diary
    i took a arrow to the knee
     
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    that asian chick looks like she would be fun... when I do that one position with the lady in the saddle it really hurts my back (why I only did it once)...


    there rydian, theres the one (not to me) disgusting thing I posted this week.
     
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    Nothing that can't be fixed when both parties are DTY. XD XD XD
     
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    Aww yeah!

    Shit like this turns me on!
     
  19. Vulpes Abnocto

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    Pretty sure that's a RealDoll, not a real girl.
     
  20. Rydian
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    Is the capitalization a replacement for not using the TM symbol?

    Dunno' if serious.