Damn dealer tried to sell me an old fembot.

[Rydian]

Misty Retterbush: soo you busy?
Rydian: Depends on what kind of bot you are.
Misty Retterbush: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
Rydian: Well there's multiple kinds. There's the ones that advertise over IMs, there's ones that handle voice calls, and then there's the fembots...
Misty Retterbush: :-) hey
Rydian: Wait, seriously? JACKPOT! Alright hold on let me slip into something more comfortable... these damn HDMI specs are so restricting... I think I have a nice skimpy USB somewhere...
Misty Retterbush: i'm gonna hold on to my tits instead babes ;-) cum see me!!! :-(
Rydian: Wait, just how old are you? All the latest models have self-supporting busts... I don't need to run this in VB, right?
Misty Retterbush: whats up.. found your screename on a member directory of social sites.. lol not sure which one cause it 'bundles em all together lol
Rydian: Oh damnit you looped. Yeah there's a serious lack of ROM installed in you, I don't want one of the older models...
Misty Retterbush: i'm bored at here...usually leads to bad things haha
Rydian: Well yeah it's not like you've got a huge filesystem to rifle through...
Misty Retterbush: well.... i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all??
Rydian: Psh, you probably just don't have enough RAM left to run a task manager to kill the webcam program...

 

[Xuphor]

Then what happened? Don't leave us hanging.

Spoiler: We're hanging here

 

[Rydian]

She gave a link to the site and went dead.

 

[Thesolcity]

Make this a mini-series.

 

[Rydian]

I've already done like 10.

 

[jarejare3]

I think i'm too young or It's the country barrier, Cause I had not a single clue of what i just read.

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

I bet she short-circuited from all of Rydian's dirty talking.

Or at least I do

 

[Veho]

HEY THERE HANDSOME

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I love those, they're so funny.