Damn dealer tried to sell me an old fembot.

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Mar 22, 2012
  1. Rydian
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    Misty Retterbush: soo you busy?
    Rydian: Depends on what kind of bot you are.
    Misty Retterbush: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
    Rydian: Well there's multiple kinds. There's the ones that advertise over IMs, there's ones that handle voice calls, and then there's the fembots...
    Misty Retterbush: :-) hey
    Rydian: Wait, seriously? JACKPOT! Alright hold on let me slip into something more comfortable... these damn HDMI specs are so restricting... I think I have a nice skimpy USB somewhere...
    Misty Retterbush: i'm gonna hold on to my tits instead babes ;-) cum see me!!! :-(
    Rydian: Wait, just how old are you? All the latest models have self-supporting busts... I don't need to run this in VB, right?
    Misty Retterbush: whats up.. found your screename on a member directory of social sites.. lol not sure which one cause it 'bundles em all together lol
    Rydian: Oh damnit you looped. Yeah there's a serious lack of ROM installed in you, I don't want one of the older models...
    Misty Retterbush: i'm bored at here...usually leads to bad things haha ;)
    Rydian: Well yeah it's not like you've got a huge filesystem to rifle through...
    Misty Retterbush: well.... i kinda have a fetish for being on camera, do you like to cam at all?? ;)
    Rydian: Psh, you probably just don't have enough RAM left to run a task manager to kill the webcam program...
     
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  2. Xuphor

    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Then what happened? Don't leave us hanging.

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  3. Rydian
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    She gave a link to the site and went dead.
     
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    Member Thesolcity Wherever the light shines, it casts a shadow.

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    Make this a mini-series.
     
  5. Rydian
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    Member Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    I've already done like 10.
     
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    I think i'm too young or It's the country barrier, Cause I had not a single clue of what i just read.
     
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    Member Phoenix Goddess The Ninja's Protégée

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    I bet she short-circuited from all of Rydian's dirty talking.

    Or at least I do :creep:
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Contributor Tom Bombadildo Honk!

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    I love those, they're so funny.
     

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