Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is not granted.

I wish for discord.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, but MLP is cancelled after the next episode.

I wish for uber moniez $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get money made out of gravity defying play-dough.

I wish for some corn flour.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it isn't helpful.

I wish for helpful corn flour.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted. If you dump enough of it into a pool you can walk on water~


I wish for a quiet nature Empoleon.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, but it has Downs Syndrome.

I wish flac.exe would stop crashing as I try to decode the files from this Pink Floyd SACD iso.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, instead, the device you are trying to execute it on spontaneously combusts

I wish my copy of warriors orochi 3 would arrive already T_T

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it arrives in pieces.

I wish to derelle a thread.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get suspended

I wish I were suspended.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, but you get suspended

I wish I were suspended.

Granted, and perma b&.

I wish I could wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everything you wish for comes back to haunt you.

I wish to capture that which haunts me.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but everything you wish for comes back to haunt you.

I wish to capture that which haunts me.

Hi, I'm now haunting you. Swag.

I wish FrozenIndignation was a real girl.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but your balls are chopped off for saying swag.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but your balls are chopped off for saying swag.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Swag.

I wish FrozenIndignation had swag.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but then she loses her swag.

I wish I had swag.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted, but then she loses her swag.

I wish I had swag.

Swag.

I wish TDWP_FTW would shut the fuck up and let me spam FrozenIndignation already.

 

[Forstride]

Granted, but th-

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to receive spam

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Granted

I wish to receive spam

Swag.

I would like to bestow my "Swag" upon you.

 

[LunaWofl]

Umm... not... granted?

I wish to run... really fast... away... from here...