Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, It was me...

Why else would I be the only one here hasn't been sh-*is shot*

I-i-... *cough*... wish... it wa-... wasn't...true... *blegh*

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted *gets shot*

I wish-- *is shot at*
Wait, can't I-- *is shot again*
*huff*

I wish I could finish my w-- *is shot once more*

 

[LunaWofl]

Grant- *is shot*

I wis- *is shot*

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish for combo breaker.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to be the one who destroys this world.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but with the combined power of monocles, we will stop you...

I wish for an exploding monocle...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they explode into tophats.

And I wish for that to be the crucial ingredient to my world destruction.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they've been replaced by my non-exploding monocles that taste like bacon ._.

I wish to push a big red button that looks potentially dangerous.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, But its actually just a lolipop.

I wish to evolve o_q;

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, you evolve into an evolutionary dead end.

I wish for freedom.

 

[Hydreigon]

From this moment on, you are granted freedom from this very machine that keeps you alive.

I wish for something flammable...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, your computer bursts into flames.

I wish to utilize a flaming fist technique that will not burn me or harm me in any way.

 

[Sicklyboy]

Granted, your computer bursts into flames.

I wish to utilize a flaming fist technique that will not burn me or harm me in any way.

Granted, but all of your clothes will burn when you touch them, so you're going to be naked forever.

I wish I had another wish.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Why not? Have another. Not like they'll come true or anything.


I wish for more RAM

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for more shiny lights, and candy, and balloons, and scootaloo costumes...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you have a seizure.

I wish for something that can irk me.

 

[KDH]

Granted. Navi has been assigned to follow you around forever.

I wish for a fish to be placed on this dish by a person named Kish.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Sorry, the only available waitress is named Trish.

I wish for a dish.

 

[Deleted User]

{{}}

 

[.Chris]

Granted, but its bi-polar weather.

I wish for a wish that will not be corrupted because it is my wish that i wished for.