Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

BELIEVE IT!!! (Granted)

BELIEVE IT!!! (And louder still~)

 

[Hydreigon]

BELIEVE IT!!! (Granted)

BELIEVE IT!!! (I wish for a carton of expired milk)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish I knew where I heard this tune before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbaEYhVWm0w

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's from a place full of screaming kids...

I wish I could forget going to that place as a kid... :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get a lobotomy.

I wish they still practiced giving those...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they still find a better alternative to this procedure.

I wish they didn't.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they decide to throw muffins instead.

I wish "one flew over the cuckoo's nest"

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I suspect that you fake your insanity...

I wish I was more insane.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted. ehehaehagfnarwhalsrglwhaleseheEHAHAHAHAHEHAHAEHAHAHAHeha

I wish you were insane enough to understand that ._.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I use google translate to translate everything from english to english.

I wish I knew why I would use google translate...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you secretly hoped they had a translation for the insane.

I wish to rid the world of raisins

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but prunes will now be used instead.


I wish for some pitted prunes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, some prunes are pitted against each other in a fight to the death.

I wish to reap chaos and mayhem.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

I'm sorry, your chaos and mayhem plant has died because you sowed it in spring instead of autumn.


I wish to raise an army of sentient plants and become the overlord of this world.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you only use them to defend your roof from zombies.

I wish my plants would stop hurling watermelons at me ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they hurl grapefruits into your eyes.

I wish for a bottle of icecream.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's wasabi flavored.

I wish for a bottle.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but there is a ship inside.

I wish for a bottle inside a bottle.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but we need to go deeper.

I wish for a bottle inside a bottle inside a cactus.

 

[Black-Ice]

Granted but you cant get the bottle, because its in a cactus duhh

I wish to know how a pokeball compresses a huge creature like charizard