Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but staples no longer sells these buttons.

I wish the fourth wall wasn't so easy to break.

 

[pistone]

granted but the 3 wont
i wish for a internet

 

[TheRedfox]

Granted, i give you -1 internet

I wish for a woman with big tits

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
She's hideous and 80 years old.

I wish for box of choclates for the next poster

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I have no idea what I'll get

I wish the next poster would corrupt my wish...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the next poster doesn't realize he's the one corrupting it.

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish to make more wishes to print paper.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but nothig prints paper

I wish to hug the next poster

 

[_kbnft]

Granted! But it was the poster of the new spiderman movie.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I wish for world war!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I wish for world hunger

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I wish for world domination

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I wish for world ponyfication

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I wish to welcome the new pony overlords

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I wish to know what to call the alicorns...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I wish I liked bananas

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get sent to the sun

I wish to be sent to phobos

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I send it to deimos

I wish to double the moons yet again...with pluto

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but HUZZAH~ THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED!!!

I wish for a hard boiled banana

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I sent it to P4

I wish to send Nix to Charon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I mara

I wish never to speak of mara again >_