Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you break off a chicken leg... AND EAT IT!!!

I wish to make some potato chips... AND EAT EM!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must do it...naked

I wish to take a book...

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted... but you take a book about the dangers of public nudity

I wish that I could wipe my mind of Densetsu no Starfy 3 so I can play it again (hehe)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you never think to play it

I wish I could import persona 4 arena >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's region locked

I wish I remembered to end my amazon prime thingy before it renewed itself again... >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it's not like it matters either way...

I wish for persona 4 arena wasn't region locked on PS3 >_< or at least had a release date for pal regions...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the release is always delayed.

I wish to put stuff on top of a dog...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it fails D=

I wish I could prove this tomato is freakishly large...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you do so using math

I wish I had an abnormally large tomato D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it replaces the place you live...

I wish I could live in a giant pineapple under the sea~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are forced to work a part time job at the krusty krab.

I wish these people would stop calling...ffs, I am not a krusty krab!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you soon realize they were asking for the name of the establishment

I wish to complain about my leg

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but then you complain about your eyes.

I wish to know who all of these people are.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, extras...

I wish I could hurt some extras

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but chases you down for chocolate

I wish 58 was my lucky number

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but just like my lucky number, it goes insane and tries to kill you D:

I wish my lucky number wasn't so violent...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you change your lucky number

I wish my lucky number was potato

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but muffin is jelous~

I wish muffin would stop trying to kill me with pony~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the pony uses the muffins to assault people

I wish the muffin would assault people with cake

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but GLaDOS posses the cake

I wish for a possessed cake~