Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it will always exist in your thoughts.

I wish to keep it as a pet snake~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it continues to freak me out...

I wish for oroboros...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it stops eating its own tail.

I wish for a celestia dalek ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

I wish for more monocles!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they explode into top hats

I wish for a monocle shaped lemon

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's secretly an orange working for the reds...

I wish the perp with a mo didn't have a perfect al...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the brain short circuited

I wish for something...explosive

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it explodes into tea

I wish for an anime where people gain powers through monocles~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but no one wears a monocle

I wish I wasn't multitasking right now...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but now I stop trying to sort my bills, play KH, drink tea, pet my cat, and halt my progress in trying to figure out how to inflict paralysis without it being detected...

I wish the paralysis would wear off from the rest of my body >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it involves your cat...somehow.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy...even though I've been awake for over two hours...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but now you are an insomniac...

I wish I would stop passing out from my recent migraines :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the migraines are more frequent

I wish to do my calculus homework while I'm not laying in bed >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now try to do it while in suspended animation...

I wish I knew why I instinctively write it as calculas... I feel like I entered a parallel dimension where everything is identical except that the spelling is calculus...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but maybe because it's how calculus is supposed be spelled

I wish to know how I found the volume of a 0.450kg tomato in this problem...apparently, it's about one cubic meter

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... umm... genetic engineering?

I wish for a bigger tomato~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, its volume is 1km3

I wish for a bigger tomato~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... the earth it now a tomato

I wish to see the repercussions of the earth being transformed into sonic the hedgehog...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the earth completes a full revolution in 1/100 of a second.

I wish to transform the earth into a lemon

 

[ShinyJellicent12]

Granted, now the world is a lemomato

I wish to break a leg