Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but they are now vampire hamsters...

I wish I could go back in time and murder the author of twilight...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Well, nothing to corrupt here. *flies off in a jetpack*

I wish I had the ability to rid the world of sparkly vampires...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you team up with mr. sparkle...

I wish I could still the term "twilight" to be as awesome as when it was aligned with "princess", "bracelet", and "key of"

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it turns awesome when paired with the word "sparkle"

I wish to know why we're talking about twilight

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, because I'm really good at changing subjects

I wish to roll around at the speed of sound~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but star wolf still can't let you do that.

I wish to print paper

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the paper is attacked by paperclips

I wish to be the mustard...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I am the ketchup

I wish to be the hot sauce

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I bring the eggs...

I wish for a portal gun...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you do endless cartwheels through them.

I wish for cake

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's made with Weatley

I wish for an atlus

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but the atlas (Atlus, the video game company?) isn't up-to-date.

 

[Hydreigon]

I wish there was a wish to continue the thread

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but involves terrible, unspeakable things...

I wish ice cream cones were more cute...

 

[Deleted User]

Granted they are now pokemon and you are eating a live animal whenever you have ice cream.

I wish for better internet speeds.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but there's also a 200MB cap.

I wish pinkie was a psychotic killer with a chainsaw.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You are now a cupcake.
Yummy!

I wish there were 26 hours in the day.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but school and work hours are now extended everywhere.

I wish to be assaulted with cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you get bigger

I wish my DStwo hadn't spontaniously stoped itself from updating a quater way through T_T
WHY DID IT DO THAT!?

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but Nintendo somehow remotely bricks only your DS when it finishes updating!

I wish life had an easy button.