Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you become a shota

I wish s4mid4re would realize I'm too old to be a "loli"...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but he discovers a way to reverse that...

A... a shota? Umm... I wish I was a girl again...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I'm male again

I wsih for a typo

 

[LunaWofl]

Grated, but now with cheeso

I wish for a spell to summon s4mid4re

 

[nukeboy95]

Grated, but it has a 300 min casting time and only works 4%of the time




i wish for 1 more dollar

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the next thing you buy costs one more dollar.

I wish for a stroke of genius

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, some would be genius has now died from a stroke

I wish I didn't just impulse buy kingdom hearts 1+2 and MLP collectors dvd set~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you return them ._.

I wish I had the time to play all of these games I have lying around...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you learn not to sleep~ like me~

I wish to know why my dreams always involve death... even if he plays a happy-go-lucky drunkard :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, that's because pinkie's in them

I wish to know how I ended up biting my hand until it bled while I was asleep

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you were dreaming about being a zombie...

I wish my cat would walking on my hair when I'm trying to sleep :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you put stuff on top of your cat while you're asleep

I wish my hamsters were alive D:

 

[pasc]

Granted, but..................................................................................................... I'm still thinking about that......

I wish I could stop not caring about this thread.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... take note that you used a double negative...

I wish I had someone to use as a decoy in a zombie invasion

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the decoy fails to draw their attention

I wish the zombies wouldn't run away from me D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... buy your hamsters are no longer zombies

I wish all vampires had a fixation with sardines

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they only drink the blood of the sardines

I wish for prinny rule #1

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everyone shall include the word "d00d" in all of their lines!!!

I wish for a sardine d00d

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, d00d, but it's canned! (d00d)

d00d, I wish for a prinny thread, d00d

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted d00d, but I start crying when someone mentions the red moon d00d!!!

I wish I had enough hell for red moon D: d00d