Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, d00d, but red moon?

I wish it didn't rain so freaking hard last night, d00d

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but now water ceases to exist

I wish to know what to do with this piece of sodium...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you take a piss on it

I wish my PC would stfu and take my money whenever I shove money into its CD drive...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but your drive is now stuck...

Wish I could fix my dvd drive... stupid thing didn't open by force, and didn't when I tried to unscrew the damn thing... that's some epic jam right there...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you do so with the help of some explosives

I wish HDDs weren't so flimsy :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... they are now protected in ballistic gel...

I wish fluttershy is best tree

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's also canon

I wish twi is best gatling gun

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now has muffin

I wish I just don't know what went wrong

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you tear down the city hall with your ass

I wish to fire ze muffins

 

[pistone]

granted you will have muffins ze fired
i wish a had a internet

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is revoked by muffins

I wish muffins would stop trying to talk to me :/ makes it painful to kill them...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now cupcakes follow you.

I wish to inch my way up a flagpole like pinkie

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I have flagpoles stashed all over, incase of flagpole emergencies...

I wish my eye patches didn't burn up...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they still disintegrate

I wish the muffins would spontaneously combust whenever I'm staring at cookies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you never look at cookies again

I wish my muffins weren't jelous of cookies :/ keep complaining about being under appreciated by almost everyone...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they now complain about cupcakes instead

I wish the cupcakes would get off my banana phone already...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you get a bill for calling the white house...

I wish to call my cat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but instead of having a chat, you begin putting stuff on top of it over the phone. I don't even...

I wish my turtle would stop flipping itself over onto its shell :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now it does a barrel roll...

I wish I had a pet turtle again...
Fun times... Fun times...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's the size of a cookie.

I wish my hamsters were still alive to see this day D: