Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you better give pinkamena her rum back

I wish for muffins

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but they are cupcakes.

I wish for a pet pony

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's virtual

I wish for a luna tamagochi...

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, its on the moon for you to retrieve.

I wish for toast. Yeah toast you heard me.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's burned to a crisp

I wish I could stop people from thinking~

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You are then captured and contained several hundred feet underground in a bunker by the SCP Foundation.

I wish I could control time.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but time ceases to exist...

I wish to see a world without time...

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. Welcome to Russia.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it isen't granted

I wish for an adhesive that would shatter with high impact...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but this adhesive happens to be some "white stuff" that s4mid4re whipped up...

I wish for some super sauce~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's double strength

I wish for quadruple strength super sauce

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but we double the fun yet again~

I wish for exponential growth

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your horn starts growing at an exponential rate~

I wish for a suprise

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish for a winged pinkie pie

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for a way to post ponies without getting in trouble~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but aren't we?

I wish I had more pictures of my hamsters before they died D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but all the new pictures are far too dark...

I wish I could confuse people with peanuts I stole from the turkeys who were with the pigeons that ate the bread made from rainbows

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they begin to assault you with muffins

I wish to work at the muffin factory to have an unlimited supply of muffins~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I'm the CEO

I wish being a CEO was easier~ needs to be moar cushiony~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you become a marshmallow

I wish for something white and sticky...