Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted


I wish I wasn't so prone to make making stupid mistakes :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you're still accident prone

I wish to be a grey, accident prone monster with a muffin fetish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you also have a destructive ass

I wish for bubbles

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but she is also derpy

I wish for colgate

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you are forced to brush her mane

I wish for a flim flam

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you are forced to think of bacon when you look at their manes

I wish for a pony to sit on a bench like a human would...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but lyra becomes obsessed with digits...

I wish people would be more observant... :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they also become more nitpicky

I wish to know what went wrong with this generation of kids...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but knowing means nothing, as you can do nothing to change it...

I wish I was more successful in manipulation... Something beyond making people think of cupcakes :/

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but i just saw that ur avatar was not a pony and said NO WISH FOR YOU


i wish for a club named seals

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's always swarmed by angry PETA members...

I wish people had the foresight to see the result of their actions...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but everyone becomes paranoid.

I wish I could get over my fear of talking to people...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now everyone else develops that fear...

I wish I could talk to someone without copying their mannerisms and accent :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you become a mime to mindfuck other people

I wish I was a mime ._.;

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you never express your true feelings

I wish for a documentary about the sad lives of mimes...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's narrated by a mime

I wish I was a female pony with a vagina

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but the sex change failed


i wish u did not just wish for that

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it wasn't my wish.

I wish to make an odd wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I subtract 1 and it becomes an even wish.

I wish for a gravity defying piece of ice

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's Black-Ice

I wish for the best first place tie ever