Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted... 3 people in equal first~

I wish for moar koopa supremacy~

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, but the princess is in a another castle

i wish to be a gbatemp admin

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you don't get any admin powers

I wish for a pokeball

 

[Castiel]

Granted, but it only catches Digimon

I wish to meet the Backstreet Boys

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you meet them in a dark alley...

I wish dark ominous alleys had better reputations :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but people still avoid them

I wish to watch chestnuts explode in my oven

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I start putting aluminium foil in other people's microwaves...

I wish for a fork in a microwave...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's metal.

I wish to see pretty lights in my microwave

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you do the same thing I did with mine

I wish I still had a microwave to play with :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you use it to microwave a smaller microwave.

I wish to microwave a light bulb...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's the lightbulb that appeared above your head when you though of the idea...

I wish lightbulbs would appear above my head when I thought on an idea... Just like with Thomas Edison... who after having too many ideas invented sunglasses~

DEAL WITH IT~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they all burn out within a few seconds.

I wish to break the light bulb above my head whenever I have an idea...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you set your house on fire...

I wish my lightbulbs would stop lighting me on fire :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they still burn if you touch them.

I wish my light bulbs weren't bouncy... :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but I go out of business with my rubberized light bulbs... D:

I wish they would sell

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they are used as toys for dogs.

I wish for a chewy light bulb ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's made out of bubble gum...

I wish I had a friend powered by a potato battery...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's GLaDOS.

I wish to post a really large picture of a potato.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but now it's starchy

I wish for eggplants

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but an eggplant wizard turns you into one.

I wish for tempura