Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted

Spoiler

I wish for

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get

I wish for

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but

I wish for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i distract you with

I wish for something cute~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALufiFp2Zvk

I wish for randomness.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

Spoiler: I blame chikaku for this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOsrPqYPauc

I wish to never speak of that again.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now you...

I wish for caps lock.

 

[LunaWofl]

GRANTED

WE WISH FOR THE FUN TO EXPERIENCE AN INCREASE OF TWO-FOLD

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, doubled butt fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etaIaVgTmAg

I wish to hurl a cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it results in a cake to the knee joke.

I wish to play skyrim without getting bored.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must first take an arrow to the knee.

I wish I didn't get screwed over so much by random green shells...One set me back all the way to 6th. D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you spend much of your time perfecting geometry.

I wish these were the only elements I had to memorize

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Consequently, chemistry got even more complicated.

I wish for something explosive.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for tasty muffin

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted

I wish to troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish for this

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but first, I must shove you into a washing machine.

I wish for tables to be flipped.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you do oui-ja and talk to spirit of Michael Jackson.

He ask you, who's bad.. i wish to know too!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You will spend your entire life searching for an answer.

I wish for nothig.