Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get his evil brother, everythig

I wish for an earthig

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but

I wish I had a luna launcher. :/

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Granted, but it turns out to be the launcher for THIS kind of Luna.

I wish I had an uncorruptable corruptable.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its fallen under your couch.

I wish for something collapsible.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but...it's the moon.

I wish for the moon to explode.

 

[haflore]

Granted, but it's Titan.

I wish to converse with Morgan Webb.

 

[koimayeul]

Granted but he/she communicate through 4chan irc and you get IP perma banned by your network provider

I wish for lasagna and a glass of rose wine

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Garfield eats it right it all :/

I wish for something unexpected

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler

[titleURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

I wish for derpy being derpy.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Derp?

I wish for luna to have a wonderful time.

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted. Now go on, play with her!

I wish for something less creepy. D:

 

[LunaWofl]

YAY I WUBS IT!!! *hugs the cute thing you posted
... err...
Granted:

I wish to be trapped in the moon for a 1000 years

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I has no cannon.

I wish for a banana bag.

 

[DeadLocked]

Granted, but it's full of human bananas (genitals)

I wish for world peace and global economic equality

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Peace and equality comes to a world in another dimension.

I wish for another week of winter break. >.>

 

[DeadLocked]

#1 You've taken that away from our world, how cruel

#2 Granted, but you spend it with a broken arm and man flu

I wish the next pokémon game in the main series on 3DS is fully rendered models and no sprites are ever again used.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, its release will be delayed a countless number of times.

I wish for nothing to happen.

 

[plasma]

Granted but everything you dont want , happens

I wish for a Unicorn.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Unfortunately, I couldn't find you one, so here's a delightful picture of a cute little bunny instead.

I wish for an internet.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted,

Spoiler: but you are all liek

I wish for something predictable