Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Nothig happened. ;O;

I wish for something completely different.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted.

I wish for something identical.

 

[ZeroLimits]

Granted. But your mind exploded when you got the chance to see it.

I wish for something, rather magical.

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.
But you'll be trapped inside your magical "dream" forever without knowing that you're dreaming or have the ability to wake up.

I wish for.
A pile of waffles ;D

 

[Deleted member 282441]

You got the stack of waffles! *cue Zelda treasure music*
But they're burnt.

I wish I could drink all the water I wanted.

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Granted, you get water intoxication.

I wish the speaker on my GBC would magically start working again.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you remove all the dust in the headphone jack

I wish to become even more insane :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a cup of coffee (with extra sugar).

I wish this book would read and annotate itself... :/

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it also sets itself on fire

I wish I could travel through time without leaving all that weird sticky time residue...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get covered in s4mid4re's--
Ah, I rather not say it.

I wish I didn't have such a perverted mind.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to know how to get more of the sticky white stuff in demon's souls :/

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It involves covering yourself in it first.

I wish for something unrelated.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted :/ but why would i want to cover myself in it... would it increase my magic attack by 120 just like when applied to my right hand weapon?

I wish for something insane and or trippy

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish for infinite muffins.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish to mine for fish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but

I wish for luna to mine for fish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but she gets sent to the moon

I wish to do an internet

 

[celcodioc]

Granted, but the Internet does you

I wish I could teleport anywhere.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but each time you do, you lose some of your sanity.

I wish I could make a wish

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, but it won't come true.

I wish I wish I was a fish ;3