Benefits of farting

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1. Never have to be too old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your butt!

Pick up a soda today, tell 'em x sent you
 
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Alexander1970

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The above only applies to men please remember women don't fart we just shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sounds like a unicorns laughter and smells like a rainbow.
Yes....sure......Madame.:P

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1. Never have to be too old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your butt!

Pick up a pack today, tell 'em x sent you
Damn, that's some sexy writing
 
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