Benefits of smoking

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  1. x65943
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    x65943 Dr. Rabbi Prince X, Sr., Ed. D.

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    1. Never have to grow old
    2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
    3. Great diet agent
    4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
    5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
    6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
    7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
    8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your mouth!

    Pick up a pack today, tell 'em x sent you
     
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  2. FAST6191

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    Don't make promises you can't keep.
    My mate's grandma was a habitual smoker and lived to be 90, which sucked as she was a complete cow.
     
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  3. slaphappygamer

    slaphappygamer GBAPerm

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    Don’t forget all the money you save and early “retirement”.
     
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    leafeon34 Expecto Patronum!

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  5. IncredulousP

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    And supporting good ol' American companies!
     
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  6. drenal

    drenal Angel City Hustler

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    Sorry, all the high schoolers are addicted to their fancy fruit flavored USB sticks.
     
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    DinohScene Feed Dino to the Sharks

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    Believe me, smokeleaf is the best!
     
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    Edit: I have no idea why that's the thumbnail for the video
     
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  9. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    ...dogg, you smokin' crack?
    I mean...the budd will keep you looking young, but....I mean....
     
  10. FAST6191

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    Never heard of smokeleaf... have heard sweet leaf though and it is good
     
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  11. H1B1Esquire

    H1B1Esquire RxTools, the ultimate CFW machine.

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    Earth, bro-dude.
    GTFY
     
  12. FAST6191

    FAST6191 Techromancer

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    Is it bad that I both had to look up what GTFY stood for and had not heard of rimworld?
     
  13. grey72

    grey72 #72

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    I love the amount of science that went into this
     
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  14. NoNAND

    NoNAND The missing chip

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    I'd love to hire you at my local hospital.
     
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  15. GhostLatte

    GhostLatte GBAtemp's Official Van Master™

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    I only smoke weed. Sorry.
     
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  16. MythicalData

    MythicalData GBAtemp Maniac

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    I gave up smoking (cigarettes) about a year ago (still crave em but ignore it). I still smoke weed though (I'd rather eat it, but that has some prereqs I don't have rn). Tis my superior smoke and imo the superior smoke :D. If you like both you could roll a fat blunt but keep it on the rare side
    Just amazing. I wonder how many people end up smoking because of vaping
     
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  17. Johnton

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    The greatest benefit is that: It kills people! :toot:
     
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  18. FAST6191

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    I was reluctant at first but it turns out the problem I thought I faced was solved at least by the point of the march and april 1982 editions of easy riders, a time in the world when even I might still be considered young. Oh well... time to make up for.
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    Now I can both ride my motorbike and smoke, and not have to carry more than my pool cue for once I get to the bar which also doubles as a swish pimp stick.

    Failing that there is apparently the choice of doctors, I mean both a zoo curator and a publication as illustrious as Mechanix Illustrated would not steer me wrong
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  19. Elemi

    Elemi Cute and wholesome~

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  20. x65943
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