Benefits of smoking

[x65943]

1. Never have to grow old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your mouth!

Pick up a pack today, tell 'em x sent you

 

[FAST6191]

Don't make promises you can't keep.
My mate's grandma was a habitual smoker and lived to be 90, which sucked as she was a complete cow.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Don’t forget all the money you save and early “retirement”.

 

[Deleted User]

 

[IncredulousP]

And supporting good ol' American companies!

 

[drenal]

Sorry, all the high schoolers are addicted to their fancy fruit flavored USB sticks.

 

[DinohScene]

Believe me, smokeleaf is the best!

 

[IncredulousP]

Believe me, smokeleaf is the best!

Edit: I have no idea why that's the thumbnail for the video

 

[H1B1Esquire]

...dogg, you smokin' crack?
I mean...the budd will keep you looking young, but....I mean....

 

[FAST6191]

Believe me, smokeleaf is the best!

Never heard of smokeleaf... have heard sweet leaf though and it is good

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Never heard of smokeleaf.

GTFY

 

[FAST6191]

GTFY

Is it bad that I both had to look up what GTFY stood for and had not heard of rimworld?

 

[grey72]

I love the amount of science that went into this

 

[NoNAND]

1. Never have to grow old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your mouth!

Pick up a pack today, tell 'em x sent you

I'd love to hire you at my local hospital.

 

[Zero-Cool]

I only smoke weed. Sorry.

 

[Mythical]

I gave up smoking (cigarettes) about a year ago (still crave em but ignore it). I still smoke weed though (I'd rather eat it, but that has some prereqs I don't have rn). Tis my superior smoke and imo the superior smoke . If you like both you could roll a fat blunt but keep it on the rare side

Sorry, all the high schoolers are addicted to their fancy fruit flavored USB sticks.

Just amazing. I wonder how many people end up smoking because of vaping

 

[Deleted User]

The greatest benefit is that: It kills people!

 

[FAST6191]

I was reluctant at first but it turns out the problem I thought I faced was solved at least by the point of the march and april 1982 editions of easy riders, a time in the world when even I might still be considered young. Oh well... time to make up for.

Now I can both ride my motorbike and smoke, and not have to carry more than my pool cue for once I get to the bar which also doubles as a swish pimp stick.

Failing that there is apparently the choice of doctors, I mean both a zoo curator and a publication as illustrious as Mechanix Illustrated would not steer me wrong

 

[Mollycule]

 

[x65943]

Another benefit: reduces carcinogenic estrogen levels and has been shown to significantly reduce risk of endometrial cancer

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/18501231/