Benefits of farting

[SG854]

1. Never have to be too old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your butt!

Pick up a soda today, tell 'em x sent you

 

[AmandaRose]

The above only applies to men please remember women don't fart we just shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sounds like a unicorns laughter and smells like a rainbow.

 

[Alexander1970]

The above only applies to men please remember women don't fart we just shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sounds like a unicorns laughter and smells like a rainbow.

Yes....sure......Madame.

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[x65943]

1. Never have to be too old
2. Decreases your chance of developing Ulcerative Colitis
3. Great diet agent
4. Weight loss effects work on babies too!
5. Increases vital Calcium in the blood vessel walls 100 fold
6. Decreases the elemental precursors to dangerous ozone (O2) in the blood
7. Increases the blood volume of the Aorta, the most important blood vessel in your body!
8. Instantly look sexier with one hanging from your butt!

Pick up a pack today, tell 'em x sent you

Damn, that's some sexy writing

 

[SG854]

Damn, that's some sexy writing

Too sexy for this world

 

[x65943]

Too sexy for this world

I heard there is an interdimensional vehicle about these parts that can take you far away from this broken place

Its driver peruses these parts seeking to aid wary travelers

 

[SG854]

I heard there is an interdimensional vehicle about these parts that can take you far away from this broken place

Its driver peruses these parts seeking to aid wary travelers

Is the far away world called Idiotville, Oregon

 

[x65943]

Is the far away world called Idiotville, Oregon

It's called Ghostlatte's basement

 

[SG854]

It's called Ghostlatte's basement

So that's what Ghostlatte does after he puts people in his van, traps them in his basement.

 

[DSoryu]

I'm very handsome everyday thanks to your tips, thank you!

 

[NoNAND]

The above only applies to men please remember women don't fart we just shoot tiny puffs of glitter that sounds like a unicorns laughter and smells like a rainbow.

It smells gay right?

 

[SG854]

I'm very handsome everyday thanks to your tips, thank you!

Try to get someone to fart in your face so you can get pink eye, you'll look sexier that way.