Be careful what you wish for (forum game)

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one knows what has been granted

I wish I could be so grossly incandescent.

 

[mashers]

Granted, but no one knows what has been granted

I wish I could be so grossly incandescent.

Granted, but as a result you are incinerated.

I wish the puppy would stop stealing towels and chewing them.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it now just eats the entire towel

I wish my kitten would stop stealing dish cloths

 

[mashers]

Granted, it now just eats the entire towel

I wish my kitten would stop stealing dish cloths

Granted. Now it steals flesh from your face.

I wish Handbrake didn't take so long to convert Blu-Ray rips to MP4.

 

[keven3477]

granted, not going to jynx that because I do too.

I wish I didn't need to be a pirate anymore.

 

[CitizenSnips]

granted, not going to jynx that because I do too.

I wish I didn't need to be a pirate anymore.

Granted, all games are now free to play and filled with micro-transactions

I wish my internet was faster and didn't have a usage cap

 

[mashers]

Granted, all games are now free to play and filled with micro-transactions

I wish my internet was faster and didn't have a usage cap

Granted, but every web site now displays a naked picture of your mum.

I wish I could switch off from work when I'm on leave.

 

[Tizm]

I wish i was gay.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but your asshole homophobic boss will fire you.

I wish I can have a nice back rub from the most attractive person in the world.

 

[mashers]

Granted, but your asshole homophobic boss will fire you.

I wish I can have a nice back rub from the most attractive person in the world.

Granted, but you have horrific sunburn at the time.

I wish I could focus on writing my novel.

 

[Swiftloke]

Granted, but your novel sucks.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but you have horrific sunburn at the time.

I wish I could focus on writing my novel.

Granted, but then Waluigi and his boyfriend Wario destroy your work you made so far on your novel.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

 

[mashers]

Granted, but then Waluigi and his boyfriend Wario destroy your work you made so far on your novel.

I wish I had a shorter penis.

Granted, but it's shortened in an unfortunate smelting accident.

I wish I had a thicker beard.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but it's shortened in an unfortunate smelting accident.

I wish I had a thicker beard.

Granted, but then your sister-in-law is jealous of your attractiveness, and then your brother beats you up.

I wish I had a longer penis.

 

[mashers]

Granted, but then your sister-in-law is jealous of your attractiveness, and then your brother beats you up.

I wish I had a longer penis.

Granted, you now have a 17 metre penis. With herpes.

I wish I could think of something else to wish for.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, you now have a 17 metre penis. With herpes.

I wish I could think of something else to wish for.

Granted, but you lose the most valuable object you have in your life.

I wish I was free of all illnesses and sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

 

[endoverend]

Granted, but you lose the most valuable object you have in your life.

I wish I was free of all illnesses and sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

Granted, but you can never take showers or have sex.

I wish I had infinite money.

 

[Swiftloke]

Granted, but you can never take showers or have sex.

I wish I had infinite money.

Granted, but it turns out to all be counterfeit.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I wish I can take showers, have sex, and be free from all STI/STDs and illnesses. @endoverend

 

[Swiftloke]

I wish I can take showers, have sex, and be free from all STI/STDs and illnesses. @endoverend

Granted, but you soon realize that you can't take baths.